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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2004, 10:29:21 PM »
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Wives may come and go, but a good kitten killing collection will never leave you.


Have to agree with this man.

Are you sure you want to marry a woman that doesn\'t understand that a male needs to masturbate?
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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2004, 10:32:28 PM »
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Have to agree with this man.

Are you sure you want to marry a woman that doesn\'t understand that a male needs to masturbate?


Exactly. It is going to be tough going once the 5-10 rule starts kicking in.
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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2004, 10:32:35 PM »
The pages were stuck together anyway. I\'ll get a new collection of Penthouse. AFTER the honey moon. :D
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2004, 10:33:49 PM »
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The pages were stuck together anyway. I\'ll get a new collection of Penthouse. AFTER the honey moon. :D


In this day and age, who actually looks at magazines and stale pictures? The internet and movie files was invented for a reason.
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2004, 10:35:50 PM »
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In this day and age, who actually looks at magazines and stale pictures? The internet and movie files was invented for a reason.


Nah....too much of the pics on the net are of the ooglay. And besides, I get my mags for free. I know a guy at the liquor store who gives\'em to me.
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Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my
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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2004, 10:36:36 PM »
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The pages were stuck together anyway. I\'ll get a new collection of Penthouse. AFTER the honey moon. :D


Get xp or 2k. Set permissions on a folder so the evil one can not peer into it, and dl lots of porn. It will make for a happier married life.
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2004, 10:37:39 PM »
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Nah....too much of the pics on the net are of the ooglay. And besides, I get my mags for free. I know a guy at the liquor store who gives\'em to me.


I said stale pictures. As in pictures are stale. Pictures are so 80\'s. Damnit, movie files, man..Movie files.
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2004, 10:37:44 PM »
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Get xp or 2k. Set permissions on a folder so the evil one can not peer into it, and dl lots of porn. It will make for a happier married life.


I got 200 megs worth already. :) My collection is small but distinguished. :)
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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2004, 10:39:30 PM »
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I got 200 megs worth already. :) My collection is small but distinguished. :)


97 gigs.
Lightweight.
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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2004, 10:39:52 PM »
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I said stale pictures. As in pictures are stale. Pictures are so 80\'s. Damnit, movie files, man..Movie files.


You think I\'m some sicko who\'s gonna wank off in front of a computer? Hells no! I prefer the privacy of a bathroom....hence the mags.

Anyway, I get my kicks from the woman. I just like to unload every now and then. You know what they say, never enter with a "full Load" unless it\'s a quickie. ;)
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« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2004, 10:40:22 PM »
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I got 200 megs worth already. :) My collection is small but distinguished. :)


HAHA. Though 200 megs is very small. I dl that a night. Gotta have a new one every day. Keep it fresh.:hat:
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« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2004, 10:41:10 PM »
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97 gigs.
Lightweight.


Whao. :eek: That\'s a tonage.
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« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2004, 10:45:09 PM »
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You think I\'m some sicko who\'s gonna wank off in front of a computer? Hells no! I prefer the privacy of a bathroom....hence the mags.

Anyway, I get my kicks from the woman. I just like to unload every now and then. You know what they say, never enter with a "full Load" unless it\'s a quickie. ;)


In the bathroom? Jesus that is the nastiest place to do it. People do bodily functions in that room.
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« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2004, 10:46:48 PM »
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In the bathroom? Jesus that is the nastiest place to do it. People do bodily functions in that room.


It\'s MY bathroom and it\'s clean. And I don\'t put the meat on any tile surface, you dingdong!
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« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2004, 10:50:40 PM »
Watch filthy mcnasty sometime. It is not porn, and it will give you a reason not to do it in the bathroom.
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