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« on: January 31, 2004, 01:12:54 PM »
isn\'t it amazing how god infused us with the the sexual sensation? I mean all you have to do is look at a nice lookin chick & boing! i mean what did he say? "when thou seeath that buttocks or breast thou will want to slayeth that a** or geteth your freak on, or layeth the pipe, get layeth,... a joining of the flesh. when i was a kid (and this is besides the fact that sometimes your johnson would sometimes grow for no-reason in school) say i would see like maybe my kindergarden teacher low-cut blouse with a little cleavage & up periscope!

yea i\'m joking but he knew what he was doin when he created that act. heh sex feels good as he**..uhm disregard that bit right there :D. And what did he say when he made man? maybe something like this "i will make ye in reflection of myself & thou with thy DARKETH skin tone i will give thee thy EXTRA blessing of endowment!"  j/k ;)

anyway i\'m just saying it\'s funny how we are just instantly attracted to the opposite sex. i mean yea animals are to but they do it certain times of the year or such they don\'t really have an attraction thing goin on. meh anyway this is just one of those i\'m bored at work today threads..and the ol mind is thinking of crazy s**t ..just goes to show what men think about 24hrs a day!:p

ps: all of you religious heads can replace god with whomever you see fit buddah, allah etc.. all science fic. heads can replace him with E.T. ;)
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2004, 01:16:44 PM »
Earths human population would be halved if sex didn\'t feel good.
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2004, 01:21:19 PM »
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anyway i\'m just saying it\'s funny how we are just instantly attracted to the opposite sex. i mean yea animals are to but they do it certain times of the year or such they don\'t really have an attraction thing goin on.  


Actually some animals do enter into homosexual relations.

Homosexual Tree Monkeys ....Its well documented that the Female has at least one Female Partner.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2004, 01:24:39 PM »
^^
And Racersexuals
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2004, 01:46:59 PM »
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Actually some animals do enter into homosexual relations.

Homosexual Tree Monkeys ....Its well documented that the Female has at least one Female Partner.



i never heard of that one..the real crazy one i heard concerning animals was how the male sea horse is the one that becomes pregnant! yikes! :eek:
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2004, 01:49:00 PM »
We all start out as females. :dance:
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2004, 01:50:19 PM »
Dolphins(and some monkeys) have sex for the pleasure and not for procreation.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2004, 01:51:30 PM by Black Samurai »
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2004, 01:56:13 PM »
and how do you know its not for procreation?
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2004, 02:01:31 PM »
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and how do you know its not for procreation?



maybe they know when to pull out? ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2004, 02:05:08 PM »
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Dolphins “speak” to each other through clicks and whistles. And through constant touching. Like humans and some chimpanzees, dolphins use sex for reasons other than procreation. Sex is as frequent as it is casual, a social tool used to strengthen and maintain bonds.

But beneath the harmony lies a darker side of dolphins. Gangs of strong males pick on younger or smaller dolphins. Bottlenose dolphins are even known to kill for reasons other than hunger.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2004, 02:27:46 PM »
Don\'t dolphins also mate for life?
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2004, 02:58:13 PM »
Uhmmm.... don\'t you think sex is bad .. in a way ? I mean, look how it steers pop culture or culture in general. It\'s a bit of a life\'s dogma imho. It\'s always ; "Get with girl - have sex - have kids - have a family - live family life - die". Commercial prducts get stuffed \'through our throats\' via ads and commercials based on the sole concept of sexual attraction ; how more shallow do you want it !?
Also.... there\'s MAN and WOMAN. Only 2 friggin flavours and humanity still isn\'t bored with it ...  sheesh....

Ok, ok, I may have a bit of a bitter view on life sometimes. End of rant. But don\'t you agree, that sexual drive is very primitive ? Ppl have sex \'n kids in overabundance. Look at all the human suffering in the world with overpopulation and stuff. Ok, i just wanted to say that imho ppl should think a little more on their motivations when it comes to sex. Ppl just tend to fullfill their need for whatever pleasure all the time like a product you can buy.... sadly... that\'s the truth already.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2004, 03:21:31 PM »
We are animals. An animal\'s only drive is to survive and reproduce. Humans just make the process a lot more complicated.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2004, 03:33:44 PM »
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We are animals. An animal\'s only drive is to survive and reproduce. Humans just make the process a lot more complicated.


Thank you. I say that every thread about sex / humans / God, but you said it for me this time.
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2004, 03:51:42 PM »
Well I am not an animal.

Animals don\'t have souls and are the footstool of humans.
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