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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: February 11, 2004, 02:02:43 PM »
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/02/10/france.marriage.ap/index.html


Bride and widow in single ceremony
Wednesday, February 11, 2004 Posted: 0243 GMT (10:43 AM HKT)


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NICE, France (AP) -- Dressed in a demure black suit, a 35-year-old Frenchwoman has married her dead boyfriend, an exchange of vows that required authorization from President Jacques Chirac.

Under French law, Christelle Demichel became both bride and widow in the ceremony, which was performed Tuesday at Nice City Hall on the French Riviera.

The groom, a former policeman identified as Eric, was killed by a drunk driver in September 2002.

Demichel told LCI television she understood "it could seem shocking to marry someone who is dead," but her feelings for him had not dimmed. His body was not present for the ceremony.

Such marriages are legal if the living spouse can prove the couple had intended to marry before the other died. The French president must also authorize it.


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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2004, 02:20:27 PM »
Wow, she should have married him a little sooner after he died.  Then at least they could have consummated!  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2004, 01:44:19 AM »
Only in france!!

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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2004, 02:25:25 AM »
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Wow, she should have married him a little sooner after he died.  Then at least they could have consummated!  ;)


yeah, with his severed finger!

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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2004, 06:29:05 AM »
THIS JUST IN:

She has filed for divorce because he doesn\'t pay enough attention to her.

She plans on taking half of his coffin.
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2004, 07:08:13 AM »
OK, this is where I said sick.....


" 35-year-old Frenchwoman has married her dead boyfriend"

Nope, that\'s not it......





"Christelle Demichel became both bride and widow in the ceremony"

Not even close.....



"Eric, was killed by a drunk driver in September 2002. "

Holy shikeys!!!!  He\'s been dead for a year and a half!!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2004, 07:10:05 AM »
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Only in france!!


pfff.....the things that happen in America are worse :p
« Last Edit: February 12, 2004, 07:11:06 AM by Unicron! »

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2004, 07:13:22 AM »
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pfff.....the things that happen in America are worse :p


We could do worse to Cyprus. And no one would know it. :D
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2004, 07:20:39 AM »
Do you know that the Greek-cypriot and Turkish-cypriot presidents are discussing in America with Anan about the Cyprus problem right now?Not to mention the UN are involved :p
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2004, 07:29:11 AM »
what are you trying to say Unicron?
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2004, 08:46:33 AM »
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase…

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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2004, 08:57:11 AM »
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Do you know that the Greek-cypriot and Turkish-cypriot presidents are discussing in America with Anan about the Cyprus problem right now?Not to mention the UN are involved :p


Does this have anything to do with marrying a dead dude?
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2004, 09:56:24 AM »
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Does this have anything to do with marrying a dead dude?


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what are you trying to say Unicron?



Bah.Just a pastime :p

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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2004, 12:56:18 PM »
Imagine the viagra needed during that honey moon...

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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2004, 04:56:27 PM »
even for being dead for a year and a half i bet ya he still isnt the stinkiest person in france
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