The most uncomfortable feeling in the world

[Cerberus]

(apart from sitting on gmans knee)

I shit you not people, I have never felt so....... well, what\'s the word?

I can\'t explain it, it\'s one of those moments where you want to be adopted.

The thing is this.

My dad has zero knowledge when it comes to computers, he has even less when it comes to clearing temp internet folders & history trails.

I have just got in, and have logged onto the net. The first thing I do, is check the history list. All I can say is this.......

I\'m traumatized. I know exactly what sites I have visited and the ones in front of me, were most certainly not visited by me.

XXX, XXXX, XXXXX, you people don\'t know the meaning of the letter X.

All my life I\'ve been brought up to appreciate the good things in life.
As a kid,  I even made the effort to appreciate the porn mags I found "deposited" under the suspiciously oversized leather suitcase on top of the wardrobe in his bedroom.

What do I do? what do I do?

This is too much for an intoxicated Englishman to take in at 3AM in the morning.

Haha you think that\'s bad!?!?!?!

How do you think I felt when I saw hotaussiemen.com and the gay club chat network on my uncle\'s computer.  the dood is an avid church goer too.

Just very surprised to say the least, first came the disbelief.  I told all my siblings, we are probably the only ones in the whole family that know (3 of us).

We\'re all human, we all have sexual desires..  I guess...

Man I was at a friends, and I was looking for his music folder to burn a CD.

I came across a big folder of porn. It was all cumshots and wierd shit.

Man, I almost ****ing punched his screen, ****ing sicko.

*looks in spudz big fat harry hard drive and finds penguin porn.....


Jay, just try to ignore it.  I\'m sure everyone has something about them they don\'t want other people to know, like Spudz and his Penguin fetish.  While it may seem hypocritical, in life you just gotta let some things go or they\'ll wear on you, this is one of those things.

it only took you 2 minutes to find that, hmmm

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by (e)

If penguins looked like that....I\'m heading WAY SOUTH for the winter!

Yeah, its from my stash.

I got rhinos, hippos, giraffes (the deep throat material is fantastic :ghey: ), zebras, polar bears, and fish.

If you uwant the hook up, PM me

I\'m more of a Badger Bukkake man myself

That stuff is all good.

But you know, it always makes me crave raw eggs.

You like horse cock? Its great in soup.

[Living-In-Clip]

Originally posted by (e)
Man I was at a friends, and I was looking for his music folder to burn a CD.

I came across a big folder of porn. It was all cumshots and wierd shit.

Man, I almost ****ing punched his screen, ****ing sicko.

Define "weird shit"? And what\'s wrong with him having sexual desires? It\'s his computer. It\'s his life.

I knew you were just going to attempt to bash me.

Like you always do.

[Living-In-Clip]

Originally posted by (e)
I knew you were just going to attempt to bash me.

Like you always do.

There was no bash in that.
I simply asked a question and stated a point.
How is that bashing?

[GmanJoe]

I always found Bugs Bunny cross dressing to be rather....uh....titillating.

Fine, then i\'ll step up and say it -- what\'s wrong with someone elses appreciation for certain types of pornography?  It\'s just viewing material.  What\'s the big deal?  What makes your tastes any better then someone elses?  I\'m sure there are people in the world who think looking at softcore porn is the ONLY way to view something and anything more extreme is just sick, but who are they to judge and who are you to judge?