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Fu*kin Microsof Word!!!!!!!!!!
« on: February 18, 2004, 11:40:29 AM »
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HHH!H!HH!H!H!HH!H!H!HH! bloody Word!!!! has there ever been a shitier program?!!?!?!?

Here i am compiling my 25,000 word computing report and all i am trying to do is seperate my report into different sections so i can add different headers and footers to each section but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it coudnt possibly be as easy to do as it is to describe NOOOOOOOO Word has to make everything bloody impossible to format and then if i ever get the bloody thing formatted no doubt when i save it and come back to it later some Global templete will have been changed and therefore reset all the formatting in my document!!!

Seriously my report is 177 pages and the biggest problem during the whole thing has been getting Word to do what i want it to!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2004, 11:51:49 AM »
I wonder how my parents managed when they had NO computers except paper and pencil....and SOMETIMES....a typewriter.
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2004, 11:53:38 AM »
Emacs is da program. Nuff said

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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2004, 11:56:07 AM »
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I wonder how my parents managed when they had NO computers except paper and pencil....and SOMETIMES....a typewriter.


OH MY LORD! When ~I~ was in highschool, that\'s all I had too! I\'m ancient! :eek:
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2004, 12:09:58 PM »
You know i woudnt have minded a typewriter, i would re-type the bloody thing if it was going to be formattted correctly

The problem with Word is that it has so much "functionality" as in loads of crap that nobody uses that when u try and do a simple thing it makes it harder.

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Emacs is da program. Nuff said


Whats this Emacs thing Bossieman?
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2004, 01:29:00 PM »
Gman felt compelled to quote himself :p

i seriously don\'t know how our parents were able to do these things in school. I wouldn\'t survive without a computer.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2004, 01:41:27 PM »
DAMN THEIR ACCURSED SPELL CHECK!!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2004, 01:43:58 PM »
Ever try writing with your hand? I know back in my day, we use to have to do that. Now\'a\'days of course, I never use my hand to actually write, then again, I have terrible handwriting.
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2004, 01:52:24 PM »
In my day we used a quil. ;)


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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2004, 03:15:45 PM »
I dont mind handwriting but doing essays etc on a computer is so much easier.
Ive calmed down a bit now but thats only because ive given up trying to do it for the night.
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2004, 09:28:59 PM »


This is how I had to do my final paper in High School.
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2004, 10:55:50 PM »
My hand writing is really bad now. Used to be good, then i got my first pc.. That was the day my hand writing died..... And my touch typing developed. Now, people ask me if I’m a doctor or have a career in pcs, quite funny.  I’ll probably end up doing a writing course or something.
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2004, 08:30:38 AM »
Im going to hit something in a minute :banghead:
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2004, 09:21:34 AM »
Why don\'t you just make seperate documents for each section?

Wow, that was hard.
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2004, 10:44:13 AM »
WooHoo i rock!!
I just figured out how to do it!!! I was using "Continuous" Sections instead of "Next Page" sections =]

Yes vid i could have done that but i wanted a nice fully compiled report in one document, many docs = messy and likely to forgot a section
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