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Offline videoholic

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« on: February 26, 2004, 07:01:53 AM »
Is it possibly to get more owned than this?


1) Get invited to compete in group 4 of American Idol.

2) Go to party celebrating your being on the show.

3) Drive home drunk going 100 mph and get busted by the cops.

4) Cry like a gman saying, "You\'re ruining my life."

5) Get pulled from American Idol one week before the competition where he probably would have gotten the axe anyway.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/8037512.htm

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Williams, who was scheduled to compete as one of the eight contestants in next week\'s final Idol group semi-final competition, was arrested for drunk driving and speeding early Monday morning after his vehicle zipped past a police cruiser at approximately 100 MPH while returning from a party congratulating him on his Final 32 appearance. Upon being pulled over, Williams -- quite prophetically in hindsight -- reported exclaimed "You\'re ruining my life!" to the officer






At least he was driving a Ford..  One of the show\'s sponsors.
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2004, 07:10:13 AM »
Vid, you watch this crap? You\'re a lot more ghey than I expected. End yourself. Please. This should prevent you from contributing to the gene pool. :p
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2004, 07:12:02 AM »
He is gay.How can he contribute? :D
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2004, 07:15:23 AM »
Dude, people on here watch cartoons and you are calling me gay?  It takes less than 5 minutes to watch a full hour of American Idol with TiVo.  If that makes me gay, then yes, you can come over tonight and stick your thumb up my ass.

If I had to watch the show in real time, then I wouldn\'t do it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2004, 07:30:02 AM »
Watching cartoons isn\'t gay. American Idol is. :p

Stop being so defensive. There\'s nothing wrong with being gay. :D
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2004, 08:22:16 AM »
^ true... idol is a ghey show indeed.


Flicks over to popstars ;)
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2004, 08:37:01 AM »
So does that mean you won\'t be over tonight???? :(
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2004, 08:48:09 AM »
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So does that mean you won\'t be over tonight???? :(


Becuase I care about you I thought about it but then I realised I live far away from you.Unfortunately.
If only the others cared as much about you as I do :D
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2004, 12:35:44 PM »
I watched the first 2 seasons, but haven\'t watched any this year.  All I\'ve seen so far is the first show where that guy who sang for the pope dominated Unchained Melody.  He made me moist.
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2004, 01:07:13 PM »
I watched the earlier episodes just to laugh at the retards who have absolutely no talent at all. It is boring after they have picked people to go through.
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2004, 01:13:11 PM »
I like to watch the first couple of episodes to see all the horrible singers.  I\'ll only watch after that if I have someone to pull for.

This year it\'s that hot as hell Hawiaiin chick and that dood who sings like Dean Martin.  John Stevens I think.  Tell me when they\'re on ;)
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2004, 01:59:20 PM »
The dean martin dweeb is in next week\'s team.  That dude is a weirdo...  He\'s probably the only person I will watch next week, but just to laugh at him.

Although I think there may be one hot chick next week as well.
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2004, 02:00:05 PM »
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This year it\'s that hot as hell Hawiaiin chick
The one they keep comparing to Lauryn Hill right? She is my favorite too.
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2004, 02:00:12 PM »
Like Kurt and THX, I admit the flunkies are quite the hilarity. After that, it\'s too lame.
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2004, 07:27:02 PM »
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Dude, people on here watch cartoons and you are calling me gay?  It takes less than 5 minutes to watch a full hour of American Idol with TiVo.  If that makes me gay, then yes, you can come over tonight and stick your thumb up my ass.

If I had to watch the show in real time, then I wouldn\'t do it.



You bastard and your stupid TIVO, I want one :(

I don\'t think your gay.

That show is though...
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