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Offline Jumpman

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« on: March 04, 2004, 10:20:30 PM »
Point-to rap about the person above you and make a complete ass out of yourself(if you want..second option is to just laugh at me). I\'ll start off with LIC(insults aren\'t personal just I don\'t know how to do it any other way..).

Yo..yo..yo...Living-In-Clip is a mod at psx-central
The way he talks you\'d think he\'s mental
He says Jesus Is Black, can u say whack?
No wonder he likes to take it in the back
The guy\'s got a lot of piercings and tatoos
Better watch this bitch or he\'ll screw you up too
He\'s kind of smart, in that radical way
You know this man can only be gay
I think he got us the smiley saying
:gman:
Thank you man, making good work of your homo pimping bucks
Ok, enough with the gay comments, let\'s get serious
It\'s not his fault he\'s so ****ing delirious
He likes Batman and Superman, what are you, eight?
Only thing for sure is we know he\'s not straight



...

:(

Anyone else care to shatter their posting image?
« Last Edit: March 04, 2004, 10:47:28 PM by Jumpman »
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2004, 10:46:15 PM »
I don\'t think anyone can top that.

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2004, 11:02:40 PM »
*sarcasm alert*

I kind of like the pimping bucks line a little atleast...
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2004, 12:25:30 AM »
(1) I had nothing to do with the GmanJoe Sucks smiley.

(2) I\'m not gay and I don\'t take it in the rear.

(3) I\'m not sure if I am flattered or scared.

:)

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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2004, 12:30:32 AM »
aiet! step back and let a pro show you how it\'s done...j/k this piece is from way back when i used to work at shop-rite and i use to write a little..it\'s kinda late 80\'ish early 90\'ish here it goes..use to call myself supreme back then..:p

a view to my form is where i will stand,
as i move the microphone from my right to left hand,
it\'s unfortunate for mc\'s to go against my crew,
if you battle with "clips" you know you will lose,
it\'s a forth comin\' concept to all mc\'s,
i\'m annihilatin\' cliques and their posse\'s,

annihilatin crews will always be the same,
after i finish blazin\' you will know my name,
never get stage fright or even tense,
after you battle with "clips" you\'re in a sudden suspense,

rappers i\'ll diss you then i\'ll rip you,
beat you so bad that your mother won\'t kiss you,
takin\' mc\'s out for how much their life is worth,
it\'s like you\'re in the desert and you\'re dying of thirst!..it\'s a battle..battle..battle!..chea!....chea! :D

that last part with the battle was supposed to be an echo..and the name of that rap was ..it\'s a battle
« Last Edit: March 05, 2004, 12:32:15 AM by clips »
knowledge, wisdom & understanding..these are the basic fundamentals of life

if you can\'t amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t....

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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2004, 06:34:10 AM »
Did you copy and paste that from the "8 mile" script?

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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2004, 08:16:46 AM »
Yo
VIP
Let\'s kick it!

Ice Ice baby
Ice Ice baby

All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don\'t know
Turn off the lights and I\'ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a van door
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I\'m killin\' your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anythin\' less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull\'s eye, the kid don\'t play
If there was a problem, yo, I\'ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Chorus:
Ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanilla

Now that the party is jumpin\'
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin\'
Quick to the point to the point no fakin\'
Cookin\' MC\'s like a pound of bacon

Burnin\' them if they aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I\'m on a roll and it\'s time to go solo

Rollin\' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waitin\' just to say hi
Did you stop? No I just drove by

Kept on pursuin\' to the next stop
I busted a left and I\'m heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Detroit Avenue

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous \'cause I\'m out getting mine
Shay with the guage and Vanilla with a nine

Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they\'re so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shells

Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue\'s packed
I\'m trying to get away before the jackers jack

Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, yo, I\'ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Chorus
Ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanilla

Take heed \'cause I\'m a lyrical poet
Miami\'s on the scene just in case you didn\'t know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

\'Cause my style\'s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
It\'s a hell of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJ\'s say damn
If rhyme was a drug I\'d sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it\'s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo, I\'ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice

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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2004, 08:23:40 AM »
LIC and ooseven
Under a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
Then LIC sticks it in ooseven\'s poopage!

:p
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2004, 08:43:00 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by GmanJoe
LIC and ooseven
Under a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
Then LIC sticks it in ooseven\'s poopage!

:p


Hey... How did you get into our Private Message accounts :(.....

;)


p.s.

I still say you can avoid that time of the month LIC... if you let me get you pregnant.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2004, 08:58:46 AM »
Gmanjoe
Yo yo yo
Drives a Subaru
Don\'t think it is blue
Likes lot of chicks
even ones with dicks
yo yo yo listen to my remix.

;)

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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2004, 11:36:18 AM »
It\'s Kurt Angle!
Wit da zigzag dingle!
It\'s broken like dat
Coz he stuck it in a cat!
He tried to lick it
but a dog bit it!
So that\'s how is dingle
Got the funny angle!

It\'s Kurt Angle!
It\'s Kurt Angle!
He\'s penis is angled!
It\'s turned so far back
it pokes him in his poop twat
Dats why he struts like dat
Coz he stuck it in a cat

So no mo lickin\'
It\'s dirty from his poopin
Coz it\'s blockin\' his ass
And he pees on his ass
Coz it\'s....ANGLED!

It\' Kurt Ku-Kurt Angle!

:D
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2004, 12:28:01 PM »
Listen up biatch
Im gonna flow a rhyme that will blow your mind
Gmanjoe dont know his shit
He eats shit
He poops shit
He ****s shit
He is shit
Its brown shit
Its good shit
Its dark shit
Its chunky shit
This shit is loud
And loud is this shit
I can shit
And sit
While Gmanjoe is shit
Because he ate shit
and ****ed shit
and is shit
because he ate shit.


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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2004, 12:37:41 PM »
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You\'re about as sharp as a bowling ball. :p
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2004, 01:43:26 PM »
ok..ok  who I wanna dis.
*Um ok I got it...*

yeah..yeah...yeah...yeah
it goes one a clock..two a clock. three a clock..4
I guess jumpman is big a fat hoe
Kurt Angle  he ain\'t got no flow
Yall cats can checks ya selves at the front doe
cause when Quddus comes in it\'s time to hit flow
Vapor girlfriend knocking at my doe
saying she need a real man
she can\'t take it no more
« Last Edit: March 05, 2004, 01:44:31 PM by QuDDus »
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2004, 02:01:27 PM »
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You\'re about as sharp as a bowling ball. :p



So, you like shit!
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