Love/Hate relationship with Jumpman

He sits in the dark, eyes glowing, waiting to pounce.  His prey is unware of the impetuous danger they have just put themselves in.  All that revelas his presence is the moonlight shining through his musty hot breath and an uncalming air of fear that pierces the myst, alerting all who have entered his domain.

But it\'s too late.

With smooth cat-like precision, he strikes with blazing fast speed, 0wn1ng his prey and leaving the rest of the forum to feed on their remains.  All that\'s left are the echoes of screams from disembowled vocal chords and an entanglement of twitching limbs, bloodied and detached from a fifteen second encounter with "it."

Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman?  How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment?  It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

:gman:

[Jumpman]

I deem this:

The best thread ever!

That was actually beautifully written, TH. "All that revelas his presence is the moonlight shining through his musty hot breath and an uncalming air of fear that pierces the myst, alerting all who have entered his domain." I\'d love to incorporate some of those lines into like a short story or something, that\'s really talented writing.

[clips]

Originally posted by Jumpman
I deem this:

The best thread ever!

yea YOU would! but i do have to give some praise..after all you\'re the one that introduced me to vida guirea (spell) :eek:

[Jumpman]

It\'s spelt Vida Guerra, I assumed you knew that from the amount of stains you left in your rug due to her.

Originally posted by Jumpman
I deem this:

The best thread ever!

That was actually beautifully written, TH. "All that revelas his presence is the moonlight shining through his musty hot breath and an uncalming air of fear that pierces the myst, alerting all who have entered his domain." I\'d love to incorporate some of those lines into like a short story or something, that\'s really talented writing.

too bad you decided to ruin this thread and post in it! You would have done way better by shining in absence

[GmanJoe]

Who\'s Jumpman?

A moron.

What is the purpose of this thread now?

[Kurt Angle]

This forum needs people like Jumpman.

Right, thats like saying Im funny.

Spudz... just, stop.

Originally posted by Kurt Angle
This forum needs people like Jumpman.

Kurt is right....

I mean where else will we get a top Organ Donor like jumpman.

Anyway i am going to leave this one open for NOW...

After All we all need to say now and then how much we all love our resident Loon From Canada.

[Jumpman]

Originally posted by (e)
A moron.

What is the purpose of this thread now?

Dear god, why is it you insist on making a complete ass out of yourself in every thread? You never reply to my posts where I tear you up, even if I intentionally attempt to make it more appealing for you to do so. You\'re worthless, here, and in real life. Get a gun, point it to your head, and contribute something positive to this world by removing yourself from it.

Spudz = own3d.

I think Jumpman\'s post trumps post #1 in this thread.

[mm mode]
I sware noone reads my posts
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You know i did say i would leave the thread open if you all acted like grown-ups.... but someone:rolleyes: had to spoil it.

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