Author Topic: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day (Read 709 times)

Paul2 · « **on:** March 17, 2004, 07:47:44 PM »

Let\'s tell some jokes here:

You come in the bathroom American, you walk out the bathroom American. What are you in the bathroom?

« **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2004, 08:44:07 PM »

All your base are belong to Paul2?

« **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2004, 09:28:02 PM »

heh wtf. Are you Irish in the bathroom? have no clue...

mm Conan is sure to do some Irish skits tonight

« **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2004, 10:27:35 PM »

European

stupid joke

Paul2 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2004, 11:19:31 PM »

Yeah.
You are peeing.

Paul2 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2004, 11:26:42 PM »

How about this one:
Why doesn\'t Santa Claus have any kids?

« **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2004, 12:26:44 AM »

Because he\'s a dude?

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2004, 08:04:19 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Paul2
How about this one:
Why doesn\'t Santa Claus have any kids?

Because he only empties his sack once a year?

Paul2 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2004, 02:56:50 PM »

Kurt Angle, that\'s pretty close actually.

Answer:
He only cum once a year.

« **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:09:07 PM »

Why did Jesus cross the road?

« **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2004, 04:20:09 PM »

To get the chickens that escaped from his peasent ass house.

Woot I rock.

Here is one;
What did the pirate say when the bartender asked him why he had a steering wheel in his pants?

Arggh! Its driving me nuts!

Paul2 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:02:41 PM »

^^^silly but funny.

How about this:

what do you called a chinese drive by?

« **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:19:35 PM »

he was nailed to the chicken

« **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2004, 06:22:38 AM »

Why did the mod close this thread?

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2004, 06:34:03 AM »

because it sucked

Hello

Author Topic: Happy Saint Patrick\'s Day (Read 709 times)