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Offline Paul2

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Russia is declaring war against U.S.A.
« on: March 31, 2004, 07:10:53 AM »
It official: Russia is declaring war on U.S.A.  They are planning an attack on us.  It could happen as early as tomorrow.  Its all over the News.  It seem like Russia is going back to the communist way as they see too many of their people are below the poverty line so, the president of Russia wanted to spread communist and conquer the world.
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2004, 07:45:10 AM »
Yep! It\'s called "Red Dawn". :)
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2004, 09:21:56 AM »
Since this thread is going nowhere...

Does anyone remember a sketch from the original 70s era Saturday Night Live...  I think John Belushi played a kid who didn\'t want to go to school.  His dad got pissed at him over breakfast, and said he wasn\'t going to work.  Then he started calling all his coworkers to tell them they shouldn\'t go to work either.  Eventually the word spreads, and the entire country stays home for the day.  The sketch ends with the Russians invading the US, and rushing into the kitchen to steal the kid\'s breakfast at gunpont.

I always thought that was funny as hell for some reason.  :)
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2004, 10:11:08 AM »
I like apple pie
I don\'t know why, it just tastes good....
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2004, 10:14:17 AM »
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I like apple pie
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Did you know apple pie is not truly American? This recipe really was first created ~in~ England.

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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2004, 11:01:13 AM »
Ahm....what?
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2004, 11:05:03 AM »
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Did you know apple pie is not truly American? This recipe really was first created ~in~ England.

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Stop calling it apple pie.  Don\'t you know it\'s called Freedom Pie now?  That\'s American!  :laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2004, 11:18:48 AM »
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Stop calling it apple pie.  Don\'t you know it\'s called Freedom Pie now?  That\'s American!  :laughing:


If ya French cut the apples, it\'s French Pie! Or Freedom Pie! remember, replace French with Freedom. :)

What is French fries = called French fries coz of the style the \'taters are cut. It has nothing to do with the country.

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2004, 11:54:11 AM »
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Did you know apple pie is not truly American? This recipe really was first created ~in~ England.

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I didn\'t even know people think it is american! :eek:
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2004, 11:55:55 AM »
There\'s a saying in the US "It\'s as American as Apple Pie" meaning that apple pie is an American original. Well.....it\'s not. Most cuisines here are from Europe. :p
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2004, 11:57:43 AM »
well......ehrm....anyway........I like it.....mmkay?
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2004, 12:00:29 PM »
The American apple pie is the apple pie that gets the "extra cream" treatment as shown in the educational movie "De American Pie" :D
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2004, 12:17:36 PM »
Whatever you do, don\'t order your Freedom Pie "a la mode" or you may be pistol whipped.  :)
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2004, 12:28:57 PM »
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The American apple pie is the apple pie that gets the "extra cream" treatment as shown in the educational movie "De American Pie" :D


You mean American Pie starring Jason Biggs and Sean William Scott?
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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2004, 12:46:53 PM »
No one thinks its American it just called American Apple Pie because we made it famous for that.
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