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Both angered and trapped in an adult superstore, who would win in a fight??!!

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14 (70%)
ideoholic
6 (30%)

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Offline juslight
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« on: April 13, 2004, 10:42:33 AM »
Who would win in a fight between MM and Videoholic?

VOTE NOW!!!!

Be sure to post their strengths and weaknesses.
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2004, 10:52:34 AM »
I just voted MM because i have no clue actually.  (psst...MM told me to voted for him or otherwise he would banned me)

(me runs and hide)
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2004, 11:13:07 AM »
I picked Vid coz...well...mm banned me for a week. :)
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2004, 11:13:14 AM »
Well, mm would probably pull out a shotgun and settle the issue immediately, ....  But if Vid had time to turn Log loose on him, that could turn the tables big time.  Hmmmm, it\'s a tough one.  :p
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2004, 11:16:06 AM »
That Animal Faceoff show\'s website made me want to post this thread.

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/animalfaceoff/animalfaceoff.html
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2004, 11:17:06 AM »
/samwise mode

Do we have to "fight" them ?

we are in an adult store after all ;).
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2004, 11:25:36 AM »
yea..we could just tie them both up and put them in *gimp* costumes.
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2004, 11:26:14 AM »
I think MM might have the ability to intimidate and bare his teeth to scare Videoholic, but if he gets between Videoholic and his young the natural instinct to protect could kick in.  

If backed into a corner in the adult store, mm could get worked into a frenzy because as we all know, he hates all movies.  Videoholic, however may use a blowup doll to confuse and distract mm while he impales him with a "man-handler" dildo.
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2004, 11:31:23 AM »
Don\'t forget mm has a secret weapon.............................................................


CLYDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait............

vid also has a secret weapon........................................................


BIG LOG!!!!


Now this could be a close fight! ;)
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2004, 11:40:54 AM »
Ah, yes....

As mm recovers from the man-handler attack, he calls in his sidekick, Clyde who rips the arms off of the blow-up doll and swings at Videoholic from the rack of specialty whips.  Vid starts to turn just as Clyde pounces on his back and starts to choke him with a string of beads.
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2004, 12:16:41 PM »
Videoholic is old, he would brake his hip before he\'d lay a punch on mm.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2004, 12:22:44 PM »
mm isnt a spring flower either now. :D
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2004, 12:25:56 PM »
I say Vid. Vid is older, wiser and stronger. MM is a weakling :p
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2004, 12:28:06 PM »
i wonder if they will use any "weapons" they find to hand.

/me remembers the scene in Guy Ritchie\'s "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"... where you see how \'Hatchet\' Harry got his name.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2004, 12:30:27 PM »
..... Vid motions to Big Log, who lays out a trail of banana flavored etable panties like the kid from ET.  As Clyde follows the trail, eating them along the way, Vid catches his breath and tosses a pair of obese size fishnet stockings over the primate who gets tangled and enraged.

Clyde whips around and tosses poo at Videoholic as a last resort, but alas, Videoholic has raised a child of his own and has built up a tolerance to rogue poo....
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