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Offline QuDDus
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« on: April 14, 2004, 11:05:13 AM »
Well me and my friends where talking and well my best bud claims that he has never ever in life masterbated.

And we all are like that is virtually impossible. I know he has done it at least once in life. But he claims and stands strong that he has never chocked the chicken.

Is it even possible to have never done it at least once??
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2004, 11:11:16 AM »
It\'s technically possible; however, it is highly unlikely these days.
Wrong. There are two other people who can.
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2004, 11:17:07 AM »
I seriously doubt it.

In this sex-filled world of ours, even I practice masturbation.
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2004, 11:20:12 AM »
Would a wet dream be considered masturbation?  If so, then I\'m sure he\'s killed a few little guys rolling around as he slept.
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2004, 11:31:05 AM »
it\'s possilble..if you\'re pretty occupied in your life it\'s feasible to achieve this..but with sex everywhere the chances of this are slim.
also if your friend is knocking down shortys every night then there\'s no need for it! :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2004, 11:34:58 AM »
I mean to not even have done  it as a lil boy. And he said he has not had sex for almost a year so I am really hard pressed to believe him.

I don\'t think in these days and ages it\'s possible.
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2004, 11:44:58 AM »
Does he have arms??

If so then he is a liar. :D

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2004, 11:50:13 AM »
:laughing:

Sometimes girls say they\'ve never done it. I don\'t see how that\'s possible either.

A girl could be so discreet and still get off, I imagine if I were a girl I\'d be doing it right now, heh.

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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2004, 01:11:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Does he have arms??

If so then he is a liar. :D


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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2004, 01:18:53 PM »
^^^like a t-rex ;)

I think there was a statistic that said 96% of males admit they masturbate.  The other 4% are liars.

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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2004, 10:34:42 PM »
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Originally posted by THX
^^^like a t-rex ;)

I think there was a statistic that said 96% of males admit they masturbate.  The other 4% are liars.


And 4% of women admit to masturbating, and 96% lie.

 

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