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Offline videoholic

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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2004, 05:44:16 PM »
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Lol ya, I always flush before Im done...

Nothing feels better than timing the perfect flush.


I agree.  You really become one with your bladder when you time the perfect flush.
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2004, 05:56:29 PM »
The bathroom smells exactly the way you left it. You know you\'ve accomplished something if you can do that.

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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2004, 08:19:20 PM »
i never flush before im done. Well at least when you gotta squat. How the hell are you just going to flush in mid shit?

:laughing: that sounds kinda funny. Almost quote worthy.
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2004, 09:01:22 PM »
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The bathroom smells exactly the way you left it. You know you\'ve accomplished something if you can do that.
I believe Vid has established that we\'re not discussing the No.2.  Therefore your posts are highly disturbing.  Somehow you think the BM smell is going to invade your clothing?  :laughing: Also, flushing multiple times for a no.2 when it\'s not necessary is a waste of water.
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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2004, 10:28:53 PM »
I flush several times always for a couple reasons.

The ENTIRE state of Florida has some ****in small ass toilets. Clogs are often unless the multi-flush technique is used.

I dont always want to smell my own shit.

As for what vid was actually talking about..yea sometimes I end up flushing twice b/c Im drinkin and "think" i finish, but alas, theres more.
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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2004, 03:31:57 AM »
as for the anpissipation.. yes.  used to do that alot when I was living with roomates.  I have weird issues with people smelling / hearing me use the bathroom.  My main reason for flushing before finishing is that the sound of the toilet flushing drowns out (no pun intended) the pissing sound.  That is if its one of those toilets that doesnt have alot of ceramic exposed :)

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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2004, 07:29:43 AM »
i used to always flush before I was done pissing, when you get the timing down there isn\'t any better feeling in the world.

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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2004, 11:47:11 AM »
one flush should suffice.

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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2004, 11:49:51 AM »
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I believe Vid has established that we\'re not discussing the No.2.  Therefore your posts are highly disturbing.  Somehow you think the BM smell is going to invade your clothing?  :laughing: Also, flushing multiple times for a no.2 when it\'s not necessary is a waste of water.


Yes, I\'m self conscious when it comes to smell. I think I\'m just gonna flush the toilet for fun now.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2004, 11:58:06 AM by Soul Reaver »

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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2004, 05:31:41 PM »
i consider it an accomplishment and i walk out of the bathroom proud when ive clogged a toilet
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2004, 06:15:13 PM »
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dude, I "pre-flush" sometimes.  I have  this weird phobia of people smellling what the MPTheory is cooking!  When I was engaged, I had to wait till she was out of the house to do my bizzznasss.

you know, a long time ago I had the same phobia, then I learned that a freind of mine did the exact opposite, he waited til everybody were home, closed every window in the house to make damned sure everybody knew what he was cooking.

Since then I\'ve started practicing that aswell, like Jaropkls I feel pride when I\'ve clocked the crapper.
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