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Offline videoholic

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Do you ampissipate?
« on: May 17, 2004, 12:33:40 PM »
Logan takes after daddy.

I almost always flush the toilet before I am completely done.  I sometimes get cought with a little extra to deliver which makes me have to flush again, but for the most part I\'m pretty good at it.



So this brings me to Logan.

Not only does he flush before he is done, but yesterday he turned to the left and started to walk off before he was done.

Oh, the joy of parenting.

I of course beat him senseless and made him lick it up.

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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2004, 01:01:24 PM »
dude, I "pre-flush" sometimes.  I have  this weird phobia of people smellling what the MPTheory is cooking!  When I was engaged, I had to wait till she was out of the house to do my bizzznasss.
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2004, 02:03:04 PM »
I always pre-flush...

I don\'t want the smell of shit in my clothes.
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2004, 02:15:13 PM »
if your dont want the smell of shit in your clothes, take them off before you go to the toilet
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2004, 02:24:20 PM »
No, my way works better.
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2004, 02:30:11 PM »
OK, so where do you put the TP?  Guess you have to flush again.  Waste of water, IMO.
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2004, 02:32:41 PM »
I wasn\'t talking about laying cable.  I was talking about de piss.
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2004, 02:53:55 PM »
I just wad up the used toilet paper and stick in my pocket until I have to go again.
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2004, 03:11:49 PM »
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OK, so where do you put the TP?  Guess you have to flush again.  Waste of water, IMO.



I flush twice. One mid-way, and another one towards the end.
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2004, 03:19:50 PM »
I flush a few times, but only because my toilet sucks. Just what I put in can clog it. But I usually have to use a couple courtesy flushes to make sure I don\'t clog my damn toilet.
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2004, 03:52:52 PM »
sometimes i dont flush at all
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2004, 04:11:46 PM »
Shouldn\'t this be a poll?

Oh and yes, yes I do.
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2004, 04:17:57 PM »
you said poll
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2004, 04:56:47 PM »
my friend only flushes when he as videoholic says .... "lays cable."

hes really poor
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2004, 05:06:34 PM »
Lol ya, I always flush before Im done...

Nothing feels better than timing the perfect flush.
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