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Originally posted by FatalXception Your dead.My heart was got up to \'racing\' by the time I managed to click the link to the thread and read \'fake\'. You suck.
Originally posted by videoholic http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4980465/Article slamming Lucas.
Parody the whole conceptMaybe the best thing to do would be to get Anakin to embrace the Dark Side as quickly as possible, perhaps by forcing him to confront some terrible disappointment that will haunt him for the rest of his days. We suggest this two-line scene set in a Coruscant restaurant:WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh! Anakin puts on his black helmet and storms off to his local county clerk’s office and fills out the paperwork to have his name legally changed to “Darth Annie Vader.” (He later quietly drops the middle name, realizing it doesn’t help his macho image.) And then for the next two hours, it’s all special-effects spaceship battles, which is the real reason most of us will go to the theater anyway. Fade to black.
Fire Lucas as director, who has no sense of control over his storyline, encourages flat and affectless acting, and shellacs every scene with such a frenzy of special effects that they assault your senses like a strobe light.