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Offline sabrina
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simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
« on: May 24, 2004, 01:57:08 AM »
from imdb tv/movie news section..
britney spear\'s hopes of landing the role of dasiy duke
in the forthcoming movie version of  the duke of hazzard
have been dashed after bosses handed to jessica simpson\'s
wjile star britney spear\'s had express an interest in playing
the sexy  character from \'70s/\'80s tv show,singer jessica simpson
has been chosen as blonde who fill  the extra-short shorts of
original daisy duke catherine bach .simpson\'s manager father joe
tell america\'s magazine "she is really excited."simpson\'s herself
adds "I waanna wear those shorts so bad!" the film about
three redneck cousins, two corrupt public offcials and souped up
dodge charger caar,begin production this .
I have a feeling the duke hazzard movie going suck.
link http://www.imdb.com goto tv/movie news section.
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2004, 04:21:37 AM »
Can she even act? Because she seems completely dumb in that MTV thingy, or maybe that\'s just an act... :D
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2004, 05:59:37 AM »
I think Britney could totally pull of those Daisy Dukes I\'m not soo sure about simpson I mean I just search the net for 10 minutes and not once found a nice butt shot soo maybe she doesnt have what it takes to fill those shorts?
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2004, 10:56:35 AM »
the movie will suck ass
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2004, 11:12:57 AM »
Isn\'t Daisy Duke a brunette?
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2004, 11:38:06 AM »
Titan they are all brunettes...
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2004, 11:38:07 AM »
I can see Jessica as Daisy much easier than I can picture Britney.  It\'s pretty close though, I shall break the tie by having sex with both and giving the role tothe one that pleases me most.  It\'s the only fair thing to do.
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2004, 12:20:20 PM »
Just another movie I\'ll masturbate to.
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2004, 01:18:47 PM »
Simpson has much longer legs than Spears and she won\'t have to lipsync her dialogue.  She also looks more southern than britney.

They should have gotten someone totally different, why a pop star!?
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2004, 01:22:34 PM »
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Just another movie I\'ll masturbate to.


for some reasons, I get a feeling someone is going to quote that in their signature again...
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2004, 02:14:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Cyrus
Titan they are all brunettes...


I\'m talking about natural hair color :p Brittney seems blond to me at times but again, hair dye. Crazy females :p
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2004, 02:22:38 PM »
I\'m getting tired of reading this as, "Simpsons beats Britney Spears ass"
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2004, 03:57:55 PM »
could someone put the topic in english for me?
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2004, 05:30:08 PM »
Want me to kick in the old Kopking translator?
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2004, 05:36:29 PM »
Sad part is, Kopking made sense in this thread.
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