I had this one (Which got posted twice, DOH)
"I don\'t know what happened with my order, but apparently there was a dude in the box. With ground shipping that little bugger got a workout.
He died, but the box is absolutely full of eggs. He must of got his thing on with at least half of the little ladies....
5 stars! all the way!!! That guy is the Karim Abdul Jibar of the bug world!!!
I am now expecting a litter of 2.4 million bugs. WOOHOOO!!!
I\'m off to Ebay!!! "
and
"These people are ridiculous. Make sure when you get your product that you count it. They are jiping us guys!!!!! I only received 8957.
Not only that, but 3 of them were DOA!!!!
What kind of business are you running!!!
By the way, I found that a good way to count them is to use fly paper. Keeps them suckers from moving all around.
All and all I forgive them for the slighting me of 46 live bugs. I mean, that\'s barely a spoonfull. "