bozco stories

Dan "Boz"worth: I like to call dan "AC", because 2 years ago, while running cross country, bozco, as you know him, turned in the middle of his run to oggle some cheerleaders, only to turn around, meet the soles of his shoes with his shoelaces, and meet his face with an industrial stregth air conditioner. Dan split open his face and had to be sent to the emergency room.

Also, Dan recently broke his wrist. Don\'t ask me how. Hell, don\'t ask him how, he doesn\'t remember. The best guess made by his family and friends was that he was trying to take a can of mountain dew, roll it down the railing on a staircase, run down the stairs, and catch it before it hit the ground. Problem is, most likey it was Dan that hit the ground, and I bet the mountain dew won.

This Dan guy sounds like a really goofball.

also, on the day he got his drivers license ( and i can\'t talk, being 18 and never having gotten a drivers license myself ), he backed his aunt\'s car into another car in the parking lot where she was working while phil and I were in the car. Then, when we decided to get a camera from down the street to take pictures because the woman who\'s car he hit was exagerating the damage done to her car, he sat in the business while phil and I tried to get something to help him out.

[Paul2]

Are these stories true?

Originally posted by Paul2
Are these stories true?

yes, all of them are.

He took a story and embellished, other parts are blatent lies.  But hey

Also, the theory on how I MIGHT HAVE FRACTURED MY WRIST is completely from yours truly.  Better than any thought up by others  thus far.

boz I always knew you were f*cking gay.  These stories only serve to confirm it.

(not that there\'s anything wrong with that)

:ghey:

what parts are lies dan? im just telling it like i heard from you.

Gotta try that mountain dew thing

lol, funniest thread in a long time.

see, im bring good stuff to this forum. every 4 weeks or so. when im at phils..... bringing the dirt, and live philness.

Did you score with the cheerleaders cause they felt sorry for you (after the ER) or did they just think you were a doofus?

dan corrected me on that one. he ran cross country, but when it happened, he was just running, turned a corner, and ran into an air conditioner that was on the side of a building by the corner. So i guess he was right about 1 story being embellished, but i only told it how he and phil told me years ago. also, it wasnt the first day dan got his lisence, it was right after his aunt had bought her new car. i remembered it had something to do with something new, i thought it was a new license, but it was a new car. either way, he still dinged it and another car and then sat in a hair salon sulking while his cousin and i tried to help keep him out of serious trouble. none of it, however, is a blatant lie, despite what munizco says.

From now on, we should all refer to Bozco as AC.