Author Topic: This is probably the gayest complaint I will ever make... (Read 1291 times)

MPTheory · « **on:** June 13, 2004, 09:21:06 AM »

but Im going to get it out in the open anyway...

So, I went to get groceries the other day, and I picked up all my neccesary items: Chips, Beer, Peanut butter, Bread, Apples, a Pineapple and some baby carrots for some late night snacking (I find carrots to be a great substitute for crackers or chips cause you can eat alot of them and there not that bad for you, plus I hear that carrots help improve your eyesight, and I HAVE been playing alot of FF online lately). So, I\'m sitting im my chair, Powerleveling my buddy Juslight at about 10:00 in the evening and decide to munch on some crunchy, tastey baby carrots... So I open the bag, reach in and grab a suprisingly SLIMEY baby carrot... GROOOOOOOWWWSE. Damn I was pissed! the whole bag was passed its expiration date, ONE day after purchasing them from the store! BASTARDS!
Im done now...

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2004, 10:20:29 AM »

Carrots do improve your eyesght but wanking cancels out their effects.

Bladez · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2004, 10:47:51 AM »

I did the samething...I bought some fruit loops and they were stale as hell.

Paul2 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2004, 11:31:15 AM »

which store did you go to?

« **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2004, 11:32:15 AM »

When I eat baby carrots I always pretend I\'m eating a midgets penis.

« **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2004, 11:34:57 AM »

take em back

MPTheory · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2004, 04:25:26 AM »

I got them from publix... and I cant take them back. Id feel like a friggin a$$hole

« **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2004, 04:52:20 AM »

Dont take them back.Just tell them about it.As a consumer you have every right to complain about what happened.This might not be the last time or you might not be the only one that might have or had the same problem

Titan · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2004, 09:34:54 AM »

Where I work, I buy M&Ms all the time. I noticed a Taurus sweepstakes. I noticed yesterday that the contest ended September 2003. I didn\'t care. The food was still good

No store should sell things past their expiration date, so I would tell them. They\'ll replace it with no problem. But a word of the wise, always check the expiration date.

videoholic · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2004, 10:06:11 AM »

Did you know it takes as much force to bite through a carrot as it does to bit through your finger?

MPTheory · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2004, 10:22:09 AM »

hmm.. I cant say Ive ever tried to bite thru my finger. just doesnt sound as satisfying.

« **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2004, 10:27:42 AM »

That cant be true. I bit my finger just as hard. It hurt, but it didnt even bleed.

« **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2004, 11:03:05 AM »

maybe the thickest part of the carrot, and a full grown one at that

videoholic · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2004, 02:46:11 PM »

not a baby carrot.

A big carrot

and you\'d have to bite at the joint.

« **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2004, 03:05:22 PM »

The joint of what? Carrot and carrot? Carrot and leaves?

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Author Topic: This is probably the gayest complaint I will ever make... (Read 1291 times)