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Offline Ashford
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2004, 11:56:01 AM »
Why will this thread die?

Cause all the other jokes suck...
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2004, 12:00:08 PM »
The thread\'s doomed.Not a single good joke :D
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2004, 12:27:24 PM »
Three marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an injured American soldier who was semiconscious. As the Marines gave both men first aid, they asked what had happened.

The American said, "I was moving north along the highway when I ran into this guy, We pointed our guns at each other and I said, \'Saddam Hussein is an asshole.\' Then he yelled, \'George Bush is an asshole!\'"

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"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."

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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2004, 01:01:47 PM »
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 300 black guys?

Warden.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 300 white guys?

Tiger Woods.


Truth is, thanks to the interweb, there are no more jokes.
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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2004, 01:28:55 PM »
What do you call a Glaswegian (some on from Glasgow ;) ) in a smart suit ?

The Accused


What do you Aberdonian (someone from Aberdeen) with a sheep under each arm..

A Pimp
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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2004, 01:49:32 PM »
Any hebrew jokes?Anyone? :p
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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2004, 01:52:27 PM »
some are sad, some are funy, liked the chizzys one!! wooo
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2004, 03:11:29 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
Any hebrew jokes?Anyone? :p


What would Santa say if he were Jewish?

"Ho Ho Ho, wanna buy some toys?"
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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2004, 03:45:21 PM »
these have been heard before and are meant to have a drum roll at the end of each joke...

-your mother mouth so big, when she smile her ears get wet..

-your mother so dumb, when she worked at the m&m factory, she threw away the w\'s...

- your mother so dumb, when i told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon..
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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2004, 06:37:23 PM »
Wanna hear a long joke?


JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2004, 09:24:33 AM »
*smacks SER upside the head*
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« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2004, 09:33:59 AM »
How do you make a Jewish girl scream...twice?

F*ck her in the ass, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
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« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2004, 06:01:23 PM »
/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\:laughing:
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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2004, 06:08:47 PM »
Chiz speaks from experiance :p
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« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2004, 02:08:50 AM »
Yeah he screamed twice :D
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