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Offline videoholic

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« on: June 13, 2004, 04:18:06 PM »
Just got this one in the email..



President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn\'t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that\'s them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We\'re planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What\'s going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we\'re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 04:22:23 PM »
hehe nice one but I ve heard it before;)
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2004, 05:06:34 PM »
Thanks Mr. Non Joke teller.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2004, 06:26:24 PM »
:laughing:
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2004, 06:44:24 PM »
What do you call the extra skin around a women\'s vagina?


Girl
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2004, 03:55:07 AM »
Did you hear that UEFA want David Beckam to do the announcements during the Euro 2004 tournament ?

Yeah apparently they over heard that he “comes across nicely over the PA” ;)
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2004, 04:00:15 AM »
What’s Michael Jackson and Santa got in common?  

They both leave children’s rooms with empty sacks..




probably been done before.. but what hasn\'t.
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2004, 05:03:06 AM »
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Originally posted by videoholic
Just got this one in the email..



President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn\'t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that\'s them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We\'re planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What\'s going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we\'re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"


make that 15 million Iraqi\'s, that\'s about all they got
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2004, 05:24:51 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by videoholic
Thanks Mr. Non Joke teller.



No prob man
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2004, 05:27:20 AM »
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make that 15 million Iraqi\'s, that\'s about all they got


Crikey. You need to stay in the Political Forum permanently.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2004, 10:07:44 AM »
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Crikey. You need to stay in the Political Forum permanently.


don\'t take everything I say seriously, I just like being an ass ;)
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#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2004, 10:21:03 AM »
A guy walked into a bar and hit his head
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2004, 10:29:15 AM »
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Did you hear that UEFA want David Beckam to do the announcements during the Euro 2004 tournament ?

Yeah apparently they over heard that he “comes across nicely over the PA” ;)

i think i speak for alot of people when i say
"ummmm... I don\'t get it"
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2004, 10:59:17 AM »
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i think i speak for alot of people when i say
"ummmm... I don\'t get it"



PA as in the loud speaker system or as in PA = Personal Assistant


 David Beckham was alleged to be having an affair with his PA = personal assistant in spain while his wife was in England.

David Beckam is a footballer BTW...;)

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What Michael Jackson song is based on one of his favourite was of relaxing ?

“I’m for ever blowing bubbles”
« Last Edit: June 14, 2004, 11:02:45 AM by ooseven »
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2004, 11:40:25 AM »
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz to Men?

He thought they were a delivery service! teehee!
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