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Offline videoholic

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Have you ever stolen anything?
« on: June 22, 2004, 12:30:35 PM »
Long ago I walked out of K-Mart with some car mats.

I think that\'s the only thing of any value I\'ve ever taken.  I actually knew the cashier and he just let me walk right through.  Was pretty simple.

I\'ve never done anything crazy like shove meet down my pants or anything.
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2004, 12:37:00 PM »
cant say i have stolen a thing
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2004, 12:40:56 PM »
Nothing at all. I work it retail and if I ever stole anything my retail career would be down the shitter.

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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2004, 12:50:28 PM »
never stole a thing, that is my numero uno most hated thing.  I had my car stereo stolen a couple weeks ago and am still pissed about it, so I\'d never do that to someone else.

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2004, 12:59:20 PM »
Couple weeks ago my brother & I were drinking at a pub that specializes in micro brews. After sitting there for the better part of the day and consuming about 8 pints each of "arrogant bastard ale" at 7.2% alcohol content we were ripped.

The kid behind the bar ran a tab and gave it to us on a scrap of paper before he left and said "give this to whoever comes in next." Well, the chicky who was next was 15 minutes late, so we just left....

Does that count?
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2004, 02:15:47 PM »
... If you\'re on the Internet, chances are, you\'ve stolen something.  You download music you don\'t own for free, a program, a game -- anything of that nature, you are a thief.  Like it or not, you are stealing.  I\'m not pointing fingers or anything, you didn\'t actually walk into the store and lift it off the shelf, but there isn\'t any difference all because you think you\'re doing it anonymously (like wearing a mask to a bank robbery).  I just have a hard time believeing any of you are totaly innocent of this crime.

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2004, 02:39:01 PM »
In 6th grade, me and my buddy stole a few Playboy mags from a bookstore.

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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2004, 02:46:32 PM »
Does virginity count?

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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2004, 02:48:35 PM »
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Does virginity count?


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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2004, 02:54:28 PM »
umm, no

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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2004, 03:36:27 PM »
When I was younger I had a scam where I would steal as many expensive ties as I could from Macy\'s(~$60-$90). My friend and I would end up with anywhere from $600 to $800 worth of store credit and used it to get all kinds of shit from Macy\'s. We used to do it ALL the time and didn\'t think anything of it.

I haven\'t stole anything in a long time unless you consider the occasional mp3/movie/car stereo........
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2004, 03:39:33 PM »
well back in highschool a bunch of us would raid a small retail store near school before going to woodshop class to get beverages, of course I being the nice man with a concience that I am I never participated....I just acted as a decoy for a small fee (usually a drink or two)

Strangely the store went bankrupt later that winter.
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2004, 03:40:23 PM »
I stole food a lot.

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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2004, 03:40:27 PM »
Stole a demo disk when i was like....11? Something like that.

And i think i tried to steal some candy when i was a little kid but i was caught by my parents. I think i forgot it was in my hand.. :shy:
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2004, 03:45:12 PM »
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umm, no


then it was offered to you.Unless you tricked her(or was it a him :D)

 

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