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« on: July 22, 2004, 12:48:54 AM »
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/upright_monkey

JERUSALEM - A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo\'s veterinarian said Wednesday.




 
   

Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv, began walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said.


Monkeys usually alternate between upright movement and walking on all fours. A picture in the Maariv daily on Wednesday showed Natasha standing ramrod straight like a human. The picture was labeled humorously, "The Missing Link?"


Two weeks ago, Natasha and three other monkeys were diagnosed with severe stomach flu. At the zoo clinic, she slipped into critical condition, said Igal Horowitz, the veterinarian.


"I was sure that she was going to die," he said. "She could hardly breathe and her heart was not functioning properly."


After intensive treatment, Natasha\'s condition stabilized. When she was released from the clinic, Natasha began walking upright.


"I\'ve never seen or heard of this before," said Horowitz. One possible explanation is brain damage from the illness, he said.


Otherwise, Horowitz said, Natasha\'s behavior has returned to normal.
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2004, 12:51:18 AM »
You really can\'t get how cool it is till you see the picture.  It just looks like the monkey is strolling around.

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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2004, 01:58:49 AM »
So we got a brain damage and became humans :p

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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2004, 02:13:21 AM »
hmmm, walking on 2 legs eh?

That leaves 1 hand free for holding a vacuum cleaner, and the other for holding a feather duster.

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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2004, 02:35:30 AM »
i watched a program on discovery channel a few weeks ago about a monkey that did this 20 years ago.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2004, 04:01:39 AM »
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i watched a program on discovery channel a few weeks ago about a monkey that did this 20 years ago.


Me too. Some people thought it was a cross between a human and a chimp (Clyde). :laughing:
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2004, 04:10:08 AM »
I thought this was the definition of a liberal. Oops! Wrong forum.
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2004, 06:45:18 AM »
Cheetah, the chimp from the Johnny Weismuller Tarzan films is still alive and lives like a human. He is over 60 years old and enjoys smoking cigars.

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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2004, 06:49:44 AM »
huh?

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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2004, 06:54:17 AM »
TARZAN, dammit! You never saw the old Tarzan flicks from the 30\'s? You live on a rock in the middle of an ocean or something? :p
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2004, 06:58:28 AM »
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You live on a rock in the middle of an ocean or something? :p

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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2004, 06:59:50 AM »
It\'s funny that some people think that this is a sign of evolution and not "My stomach hurts when I walk on all fours so I\'ll walk upright." :D
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2004, 10:09:50 AM »
Oliver was the name of the "humanzee", even though it\'s DNA wasn\'t exactly like a chimp, it wasn\'t a true humanzee.

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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2004, 10:18:07 AM »
This is pretty creepy when you look at it

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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2004, 10:23:04 AM »
The one in the US was far more controversial coz the ape actually LOOKED more human.



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