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Offline THX
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Lance Armstrong possiblt stripped of his tour title!
« on: August 06, 2004, 12:27:01 AM »
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong\'s hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...

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Lance Armstrong possiblt stripped of his tour title!
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2004, 12:45:51 AM »
Nothing is as entertaining as a truly bitter sports post :)

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Lance Armstrong possiblt stripped of his tour title!
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2004, 12:46:24 AM »
hehe, the French suck

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2004, 03:53:26 AM »
Greatest thread topic ever imo.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2004, 04:39:08 AM »
I\'ve now heard or seen this joke 4 times.

Ah the Frenchies.  They are so much fun to make fun of.
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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Lance Armstrong possiblt stripped of his tour title!
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2004, 08:48:14 AM »
THX for Mod...

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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2004, 09:08:06 AM »
Replace Ashford with THX :D j/k man :)
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2004, 11:39:05 PM »
Funny post and all, but is there a story behind this? :)

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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2004, 03:43:13 AM »
Yeah, the Frenchies are dirty.
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
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