Originally posted by clips
mp & vid...shouldn\'t you cats be haulin\' ass outa there?! hmph! white folk..always lookin\' for that ultimate rush
...seriously tho i\'d get outa the area for a few hours until this storm passes...
"Every year, a hundred of people get killed or eaten by a bear and I knew right away, none of them was black. Now if we\'re in the woods and we see a bear, we ain\'t in the woods no more.
"BUT DADDY, YOU SAID WE WAS GOING CAMPING!"
"Well, that bear say we ain\'t so get yo\' butt in the car \'fore I leave you here."
Now, a white man see a bear, he\'s like: "OOOHH, A BEAR!!!"
"No no, Mr Bear, I won\'t hurt you."
And the bear must be going like: "Motherf***er, don\'t you know I\'m a bear? Hey, we about to eat some white folk."
"Oh, again? I want one of them brothas but they too fast."
~D L Hughley/Going Home