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At what point do you say to yourself, "I\'m overweight."
« on: August 12, 2004, 08:15:47 AM »
http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/C50275

STUART -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.


Gayle Laverne Grinds died yesterday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.


A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.


Investigators say Grinds lived with a man named Herman Thomas, who says he tried to take care of her the best he could. He has told them he tried repeatedly to get her up, but simply couldn\'t. No charges have been filed, but officials are looking into negligence issues.


Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.


Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside. (AP)


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At what point do you say to yourself, "I\'m overweight."
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2004, 08:25:50 AM »
6 years on the couch? Damn. I can only go a day on mine. 480 pounds at 4 ft 11? Damn.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2004, 08:31:49 AM »
Err....double post. I dont\' know what my computer was thinking.
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2004, 09:03:51 AM »
Isn\'t that Gilbert Grapes mother?

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Holy $hite!  She was only 4 foot 10 and 480lbs!!!!!  She was a small asteroid wasn\'t she!
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2004, 09:07:07 AM »
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Err....double post. I dont\' know what my computer was thinking.


something like...?
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2004, 10:36:19 AM »
When you fall forward and you land back up on your feet because you\'re as round as a ball, you know you\'re overweight.

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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2004, 11:33:00 AM »
I bet she smelled a bit.

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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2004, 11:53:54 AM »
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I bet she smelled a bit.
Like hot gorilla ass.
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2004, 12:05:17 PM »
thats short, but that fat, we need pics!!! haha, yea reminded me of gilbert grapes mum
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2004, 12:09:45 PM »
how the hell do you let yourself go like that? low self esteem? overeating or what?! that\'s why it\'s not even cute to see these overweight 3 yr old babies...eating whatever the parents let them eat...i understand to a degree if you have big people in your family you\'re likely to be big yourself, but to let yourself get like that?...it\'s no excuse for that...
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2004, 12:28:14 PM »
I thought you liked the women with the thick legs and butt...

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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2004, 01:21:04 PM »
Ah

I read this over in the PA forums. I heard she has been in that couch for so long, her skin was grafted into the couch and became one.

WTF

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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2004, 01:28:05 PM »
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I thought you liked the women with the thick legs and butt...

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aww shadapp! :p  that is more legs & ass than i could handle...more like a ton of fun..blech...
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2004, 02:24:31 PM »
Hmm couldn\'t get up to use the bathroom huh? She probably shat herself numerous times a day just to keep the coushin of shit under her at the correct level as to not be disturbed by an unbalance.

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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2004, 02:27:23 PM »
She will make good fertilizer.  I would plant a few vegestables on her grave site!  That\'s what Television does to people, they become useless fat ****s.  BTW: Was she on Wellfare or some kind of social assistance.  She probably ate 2 X-Large Pizzas a day.  Wtf was she thinking!

 

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