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Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2004, 06:35:42 AM »
pics, please....

I always liked having a f*cked up face.. people are scared of you.
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2004, 06:39:42 AM »
I\'m gonna try to get some pics taked today of my car and my face.... you know I\'ll post \'em.


Yesterday after I got released I was just sittin\' in the waiting room, working on my laptop, with my face all messed up and my shirt and pants all bloody.


I got some awesome looks.
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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2004, 07:23:11 AM »
Hey luke, it could have been worse......   It could have been me. ;)


and atleast you were in a car when you were hit by one..  Myself, i didn\'t have that luxary. :(
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2004, 07:39:32 AM »
^^^

Soulgrind couldn\'t have pick a better time to make a joke out of this.  LOL...

well Luke, how is your eye and your body doing?
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2004, 07:48:12 AM »
I\'m real sore, and my face basically looks like I was in a nasty barfight...


Which I won of course.



And Soully actually made me laugh... for once:)

Oh, and that was YOU I hit Soully?


Sorry about that.
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2004, 09:18:02 AM »
Luke, sorry to hear about it. Women definitely are terrible drivers. I\'ve almost gotten into a couple accidents, all of which a woman would have been involved (and her fault) and me being very pissed. I was driving on a main road one day going to PC Richard to check out a head unit for my car (very nice might I add). I was 20 feet from this woman in I think a Camry or Carola and she started to dart out. I beeped my horn and had to go into the other side of the road to avoid her. She then cut off the Jeep that was behind me and that guy was about 15 feet behind me. I saw that guy slam on his brakes. Women I tell ya. They shouldn\'t be allowed to drive. If I hit that woman, it would have been an ugly crash because I was going 45 :mad:
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2004, 09:57:44 AM »
Ummmm...

Anyone else notice that this woman\'s story won\'t hold up?

If she claims you ran a red light while she was making a left turn in front of you and crashed into your passenger side, then it means she was running a red light, too.

Either way, she\'s at fault...
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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2004, 10:56:57 AM »
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Yup.
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2004, 11:42:34 AM »
Does your city have left turn signals at that intersection?  If not, then it\'s possible that a person turning left would have to wait until the light was red before making the left turn.  This is common in cities I\'ve lived in here in California & Arizona.  If you ran the red light, then you would probably be at fault.  

I\'m not saying you did.  :)  I would think the burden of proof would be on her, and it may be difficult for her to prove your light was red, unless there are cameras installed on that intersection.  Did she or the police collect any witnesses at the scene?
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« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2004, 11:47:36 AM »
Where I live, it\'s "Yield on Green". If that green ligt turns yellow and then red and she makes the left turn, she ran a red light. I actually got someone a ticket that way. I was going straight through an intersection when the light turned yellow. There was a car on the opposite side making a left but had to wait for me. B the time I passed him, the light turned red and the car proceeded to make its left turn. Unfortunately, a police car was behind him and pulled him over for running a red light.

Wasn\'t my intention.
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« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2004, 11:55:52 AM »
From a good three days of driving around Chicago, I have to admit that it is a horrible driving city. Traffic sucks too.

Glad to hear you\'re okay.
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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2004, 12:07:18 PM »
glad your ok Luke...

Hope you sue the other drivers ass off to get a nice little bundle of money.

Lets hope everyone sends you a online get well/ glad your ok reply

but knowing this forum...

/me waits for someone like theomen to make a penis related joke at your expence...

//me looks at second post in thread...

Owww God Dman it :(
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« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2004, 12:27:27 PM »
Ooops, I just noticed you said she hit your DRIVER\'s side and not PASSENGER...

Means she was coming in the opposite direction and if there was a left turn signal, then she might have a case...

Otherwise, she\'s screwed...
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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2004, 12:30:57 PM »
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Originally posted by Ashford
Ummmm...

Anyone else notice that this woman\'s story won\'t hold up?

If she claims you ran a red light while she was making a left turn in front of you and crashed into your passenger side, then it means she was running a red light, too.

Either way, she\'s at fault...

You mean drivers side door. If she hit his passenger side door then she couldnt have ran a red light. It could be a case like cored said. There are healthy amounts of left turn arrows.

Or it could all be about etiquette. Say she was waiting to turn and many times a car will be in the intersection when the light is about to turn red (because they want to turn). Then good ol luke runs the redlight when shes turning and WHAM!

Though i doubt thats the case. After all she IS a woman:rolleyes:.

Where were you hit (in terms of location in the city).
« Last Edit: September 08, 2004, 12:33:32 PM by Lord Nicon »
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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2004, 12:38:09 PM »
Posted right before you...

My initial impression was that she was to the right of Luke and decided to cut over to the left lane to make the turn but instead crashed into him...

Then, she decides to claim that he was running a red light so she couldn\'t cut through the intersection and instead hit him...

If that was true, it means she was also running a red light...

Then, I re-read it and noticed she was coming in the opposite direction...
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