1) I am not an ambassador of Australia. Prefixing Australia with the word "****ing" makes very little sense, given that you are only going to achieve either one of two things (or both); belittling my country, or emphasising my country. Seeing as belittling it without any real reason is just plain childish I\'ll assume you were trying to emphasis the country. This too makes little sense, given the context being that the country for which I am supposedly an ambassador actually inhibits potential knowledge about a particular topic. Again, just plain idiocy given the fact that the topic at hand is such a widespread and globally available medium such as music. Why would my knowledge be encumbered, purely based on my location in the world? Or is it because you\'re actually a little dipshit who is trying to seem tough by picking on someone from a country which I look at as being less than yours? Oh wow, you\'re a real intellectual.
2) Why would I need to enlighten you? We\'re the ones who have become but mere robots in MTV\'s propaganda machine, whilst you have seen the light, and can now look far beyond that of what commercial radio and television drums into our head, and can stand proud and say; "NO! I do NOT believe that this is good music! I will scour local underground clubs nationwide, and even globally to find bands comprised of the scum of the earth, not caring about what anyone thinks, playing music which may or may not be good, not that they care, and not stopping until they\'ve pissed everybody in the club off, until I know what is truely good music! NO MTV, NO! I will not listen to your endlessly derivitive music and watch your insanely bright film clips with many women in slutty outfits dancing to the same tune I\'ve heard a hundred times before! It\'s getting hot in where?! Shut the **** up MTV! I have a choice! I HAVE A CHOICE! I AM NOT A ROBOT! I\'VE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN\'T REALLY MATTER because, as much as I try to enlighten everyone, and inspire people to look beyond that of commercial punkers, they will never see the light as to why I enjoy going into a small bar with a capacity of 50 patrons, being absolutely squashed by the 300 people who bought tickets to see my favorite punk band sweating my ass off after 1 song, nearly collapsing with dehydration after 3 songs, wanting to leave after 5 songs but unable to because I\'m wedged between a soiled asshole in front of me and somebodies erection caught in my belt loops behind me, but I don\'t care, because hearing this music played nearly non-stop without enough room in between songs for the band members to get a glass of water for about an hour is WORTH IT! YES! I look beyond MTV! I AM TRUELY A TRUE INDIVIDUAL FAGGOT!"
3) I assumed you liked \'punk\' bands of that type given the fact that the music you listen to is shit. Your warped views on life and all that life encompasses are fucked. And you\'re extremely ugly.
btw, if you have a little sister, I\'d love to piss on her face and shit in her shoes.
