John Kerry to appear in a video game

Soon you will be able to download a game based on John Kerry\'s swiftboat missions from Kuma Reality Games.  The subscription service offered by Kuma allows users to download a wide variety of reality-based war games including John Kerry and the men of Swift Boat PCF-94.

In the interests of fair and equal time for both presidential candidates, Kuma will also be releasing a platformer called George W. Bush Alabama Beer Run.  Click here to learn more about Bush\'s wacky antics in the early 70\'s:  Alabama Getaway

This is ultimately the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life right up there with The Wiggles and Teletubbies. Only way I see playing this is if I can be the enemy and blow his ass up.

Come on, it\'s not THAT gay!  Teletubbies don\'t have M-16s.  

[Titan]

Originally posted by mjps21983
This is ultimately the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life right up there with The Wiggles and Teletubbies. Only way I see playing this is if I can be the enemy and blow his ass up.

My thought exactly. The one time I would be rooting for the Vietcong

[Bobs_Hardware]

Titan, I\'d hate to break it to you, but you were born many years after that war ended. Do you honestly watch your TV and sit their hoping America kicks the Vietcong\'s collective ass?

[Titan]

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Titan, I\'d hate to break it to you, but you were born many years after that war ended. Do you honestly watch your TV and sit their hoping America kicks the Vietcong\'s collective ass?

It was merely a joke. Relax

Will this game also have Kerry throwing his medals away and speaking in front of congress about how he is a war criminal? Now that would be cool.