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Offline videoholic

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Beat the cops with a dildo
« on: October 28, 2004, 08:52:17 AM »
Found this on another site.  Didn\'t know if you guys found this already.

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first get busted so they take you to jail, you will reapear in front of the poloce station, you must enter the police station w/out any weapons in your hands, walk into the office section of the bulding, and into the locker rooms and then in to the shower rooms, you will find a bullet proof jacket in the locker room, and the dildo in the showers,
next proceed to beat the popo over the head and run out
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2004, 09:14:31 AM »
It works! :laughing:

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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2004, 09:45:23 AM »
Just tried it.. Funny as hell :D
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2004, 11:31:02 AM »
Can you stab them in da butt with the dildo?
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2004, 03:34:41 PM »
Sadly not.. :(

A funny thing I heard CJ say when I was being chased by cops "I dont want a nightstick up my ass" :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2004, 04:20:33 PM »
Lol. Could this game get any better?
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2004, 04:19:51 AM »
I beat the cop in the locker room down with the do-dam, then ran out of the station...about 30 seconds later, I had 3 Stars instantly! I guess they don\'t like that...
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