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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: November 03, 2004, 10:48:20 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/



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TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

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“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.  

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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2004, 11:07:25 AM »
Some people deserve what they have coming to them...and I\'m pretty sure nowhere in the bible it says anything about animals following god...but in any case..


THIS GUY IS A F*CKING MORON!!


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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2004, 11:11:33 AM »
Nothing like a good mauling to ease tension.

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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2004, 11:44:17 AM »
The ironic thing is that the Roman\'s fed Christians to the lions.
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2004, 12:23:06 PM »
A picture I made myself better suited for the situation. Need I say more?
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2004, 12:23:06 PM »
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« Last Edit: November 03, 2004, 12:40:44 PM by unknown »
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2004, 12:33:51 PM »
Just once, just once.  Wait for the lag time. ;)  I can always tell when someone is posting a picture because PSX2C stops responding for half a minute.

Anyways, titan will LOVE this story.

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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2004, 12:39:40 PM »
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Just once, just once.  Wait for the lag time. ;)  I can always tell when someone is posting a picture because PSX2C stops responding for half a minute.


I k now, it pauses forever and then it goes to page cannot be found, thats why I double posted, damn POS upload.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2004, 12:41:56 PM by unknown »
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2004, 12:40:10 PM »
Another Bush voter

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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2004, 12:40:45 PM »
hah you see this yet? http://www.pwned.nl

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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2004, 12:45:20 PM »
I felt bad for the lion, all he was doing was helping Darwinism along and the assholes shot him with a tranc.

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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2004, 12:46:45 PM »
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hah you see this yet? http://www.pwned.nl


ROFLMAO.

Thank God I don\'t play CS.
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2004, 02:01:30 PM »
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hah you see this yet? http://www.pwned.nl
Holy D&^%# &^%$ *&*   #$*&)@_)!!! That was funny as hell...OMFG!! I know some kid who\'s exactly like that :D He has yet to kill anyone though. But he\'s such a dork.

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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2004, 02:14:01 PM »
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Holy D&^%# &^%$ *&*   #$*&)@_)!!! That was funny as hell...OMFG!! I know some kid who\'s exactly like that :D He has yet to kill anyone though. But he\'s such a dork.


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\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2004, 03:18:01 PM »
I read this in photography and poked the girl sitting next to me to read it. It was hilarious.
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