Short People Got No Reason To Live
Short people got......no reason to
Short people got......no reason to
Liiiiive…
They got little hands and little eyes,
and they walk around tellin’ great big lies…
They got grubby littles fingers,
and dirty little minds.
They gonna get you every time.
Well, I don’t want no short people… ‘round here”
(Randy Newman, 1977).