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Originally posted by unknown columbus was all about the gold, he would cut the feet off of indians and tell them if they didnt lead him to the gold they wuld end up witht he same fate, too bad they didnt understand anything he was saying..
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip I like him already.I hate these holidays, everything shuts down for complete crap.
T\'was the Night of ThanksgivingsT\'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn\'t sleepI tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckoned......the dark meat and whiteBut I fought the temptation with all of my mightTossing and turning with anticipationThe thought of a snack became infatuation.So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the doorAnd gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.I gobbled up Turkey and buttered potatoes,Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,\'Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the skyMouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......Happy Eating to All - - - pass the cranberries, please.May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plum p.May your potatoes\'n gravy have nary a lump,May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs.
f*ck me in the goats ass, I just got back from a Chinese Buffet....oh Christ I feel like shit, damn these past two days of eating.