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« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2004, 07:40:19 PM »
columbus was all about the gold, he would cut the feet off of indians and tell them if they didnt lead him to the gold they wuld end up witht he same fate, too bad they didnt understand anything he was saying..
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2004, 09:02:24 PM »
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columbus was all about the gold, he would cut the feet off of indians and tell them if they didnt lead him to the gold they wuld end up witht he same fate, too bad they didnt understand anything he was saying..


I like him already.

I hate these holidays, everything shuts down for complete crap.

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« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2004, 11:14:51 PM »
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I like him already.

I hate these holidays, everything shuts down for complete crap.


I agree with you, especially since I would have gotten paid today :mad:
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2004, 11:43:36 PM »
holiday = no work = cool with me

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« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2004, 05:37:00 AM »
I love getting paid days off

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« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2004, 11:10:33 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving yesterday cuz I\'m a little too late cuz I was busy stuffing my face...

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T\'was the Night of Thanksgivings
T\'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn\'t sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep


The leftovers beckoned......the dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation with all of my might

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up Turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
\'Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
Mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
Happy Eating to All - - - pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plum p.
May your potatoes\'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs.
:laughing: Where the hell did you find that?

I learned about Thanksgiving from a Jack-in-the-Box commercial :D *lies*

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« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2004, 12:16:24 PM »
I have the whole week off from work, then I go back to work for 3 weeks and then I\'m off for two weeks.  Kick ass

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« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2004, 05:37:09 PM »
If I went into work yesterday, I would have gotten time and a half. Thankfully I didn\'t. I didn\'t feel like waking up early on a holiday to go to work :)
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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2004, 07:09:28 PM »
f*ck me in the goats ass, I just got back from a Chinese Buffet....oh Christ I feel like shit, damn these past two days of eating.

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« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2004, 07:25:07 PM »
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f*ck me in the goats ass, I just got back from a Chinese Buffet....oh Christ I feel like shit, damn these past two days of eating.
On that note...I\'m gonna go have some left overs ;)

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« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2004, 07:32:58 PM »
Thanksgiving is like Christmas. You have the one day on the 25th. Then for the next week, you are still celebrating it (leftovers ;) )
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