Author Topic: Happy Turkey Day Bitches (Read 1099 times)

« **on:** November 25, 2004, 10:23:13 AM »

gobble, gobble mother f*ckers

« **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2004, 10:35:33 AM »

yummy

« **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2004, 10:54:55 AM »

HAPPY TURKEY DAY BIATCH!!!!

T\'was the Night of Thanksgivings
T\'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn\'t sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep

The leftovers beckoned......the dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation with all of my might

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up Turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
\'Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
Mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
Happy Eating to All - - - pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plum p.
May your potatoes\'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU ALL!!!

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2004, 11:42:29 AM »

we don\'t have it... but umm yea, happy turkey killing you sick evil bastards.

Living-In-Clip · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2004, 11:48:06 AM »

You gotta love all the pointless holidays at this time of the year.

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2004, 01:27:01 PM »

Our turkey day is 25th of December.

Viper_Fujax · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2004, 01:52:39 PM »

Hooray to taking over the indians!!

Happy Thanksgiving.

Titan · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2004, 02:39:04 PM »

Wasn\'t the story of Thanksgiving nothing like this? I learned last year in history that Squanto didn\'t come to help the pilgrims. His tribe was killed from a plague. Swearing revenge, he went to the pilgrims in order to plan C4 charges in their turkeys so when they ate it, KABLAMO. He then would take over the town and then the country and call it Squantoland. What can I say, I stopped paying attention during the lesson at plague

« **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2004, 03:12:33 PM »

GET IN MEH BELLY

« **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2004, 03:17:17 PM »

Running around with C4 wouldn\'t have been as enduring a tradition, though.

-Dan

« **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2004, 03:29:01 PM »

turkey sucks, seriously the only reason we eat it at christmas is to cull the population or the foul tasting bird would takeover the world

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2004, 04:32:57 PM »

Wasn’t it about the Indians helping the first white men learn how to make food out of the environment because they were starving or something.

Titan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2004, 06:56:53 PM »

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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Wasn’t it about the Indians helping the first white men learn how to make food out of the environment because they were starving or something.

Something like that.

« **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2004, 07:22:13 PM »

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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Wasn’t it about the Indians helping the first white men learn how to make food out of the environment because they were starving or something.

we showed them how to plant and harvest ohh and we showed them how to get hummers and the 69 positon...

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2004, 07:29:31 PM »

and make casinos.

Hello

Author Topic: Happy Turkey Day Bitches (Read 1099 times)