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Offline SwifDi
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« on: November 26, 2004, 08:29:36 PM »
Well I just saw Alexander, and it has to be by far the most homoerotic thing I\'ve ever seen. I have never seen a historical badass such as Alexander the Great be such a crying, whining, little pussy.

This movie was 3 hours of \'teh ghey\' (so most of you might enjoy it), aside from that, don\'t expect anything good.

The battle scenes weren\'t bad, but everything in between, was just one big gay orgy. The gay innuendo was through the roof, and Colin Farrell made out with a guy harder than he did Angelina Jolie.

Don\'t watch this film.
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2004, 08:48:47 PM »
That\'s too bad.  I always assume these epic movies are going to be good just because of all the backing behind them.
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2004, 09:22:14 PM »
I\'m just sick of all the pretty boys in skirts riding horses yelling AHHHHHHHHHHHHH while pointing a sword forward.
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2004, 09:31:42 PM »
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I\'m just sick of all the pretty boys in skirts riding horses yelling AHHHHHHHHHHHHH while pointing a sword forward.
Kind of like Zelda?

Troy was flaming teh ghey as well.
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2004, 10:04:40 PM »
you do know that Alexander was in fact ghey, right?  I mean should they make him into John Wayne just so you don\'t wquestion your own sexuality?
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2004, 10:10:26 PM »
If that\'s all that bothered you in the movie (him being "ghey"), then I might give this one a try. It\'s not like he\'s kissing YOU, so why does it matter?

I\'ll just wait for another response/review from someone who doesn\'t care about one\'s sexual preference...
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2004, 10:17:24 PM »
The movie recieved 1 star I think, wherever I read the review on it.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2004, 02:14:36 AM by Bozco »
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2004, 10:48:52 PM »
Yeah...it got crappy reviews from 3 different sites I just went to. I guess this movie really does BLOW (in a ghey way)...
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2004, 10:52:54 PM »
evidentally, it is teh suck.  Pity, I like Colin Ferrel...
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2004, 11:00:21 PM »
Let me know when the Rosario Dawson scenes come up so\'s I can just see those parts and go home.
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2004, 11:11:35 PM »
I don\'t care if Alexander the Great was gay or not, the movie stunk. When he wasn\'t killing people, he was crying, making out or hugging other men.

Angelina Jolie was gorgeous in this flick.
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2004, 11:56:31 PM »
well, when is she not.  Hell, even in Hackers she made me "discover" myself
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2004, 12:17:44 AM »
I remember her in Hackers...I was like...@#$^!!

True story.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2004, 12:21:57 AM »
^^
It\'s true, I was there
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2004, 12:54:08 AM »
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Well I just saw Alexander, and it has to be by far the most homoerotic thing I\'ve ever seen. I have never seen a historical badass such as Alexander the Great be such a crying, whining, little pussy.

This movie was 3 hours of \'teh ghey\' (so most of you might enjoy it), aside from that, don\'t expect anything good.

The battle scenes weren\'t bad, but everything in between, was just one big gay orgy. The gay innuendo was through the roof, and Colin Farrell made out with a guy harder than he did Angelina Jolie.

Don\'t watch this film.



He was bi-sexual .
I guess the man never cried before, right?
Give it a break.

Then again, with Oliver Stone, you either love or hate his movie\'s. I expect to like it.
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