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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« on: December 13, 2004, 11:25:34 AM »
Time is running out and she\'s the kinda person that refuses to tell you exactly what she wants.  I\'m not good at picking out gifts, does anyone have any general ideas?

Oh and, keep the price down, like around $40.
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2004, 11:30:11 AM »
The Rabbit.
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2004, 11:30:27 AM »
Well if you get her a vibrator, make sure you get her a jelly one.  The plastic ones just aren\'t as comfortable.


Or you can get her Whack a Mole.  That\'s what Logan got my wife.  She\'s going to love it.
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2004, 11:35:16 AM »
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The Rabbit.


I got that for Hurricane\'s mom last year. She "lost" it. Riiiight. Prolly right next to her anus.
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2004, 11:48:32 AM »
nothing says love more than a giant adult sized diaper and to send her a little note saying " Mom for christmas all I want is for you to wipe my ass one more time"
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2004, 12:03:35 PM »
Or tattoo the letters "M" on both yer ass cheeks. Show it to her on Christmas morning by pulling yer pants down and bending over and showing her your MoM tattoo.
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2004, 12:13:18 PM »
A hot date with the Omen...what else !

He\'s the perfect gentleman by the way....errrrr so I am told :ghey: ;)
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2004, 12:54:27 PM »
or how about some nice framed autographed goatse pics. Or some tar heroin.
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2004, 12:56:13 PM »
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A hot date with the Omen...what else !

He\'s the perfect gentleman by the way....errrrr so I am told :ghey: ;)


I know. He gives you cab money when he finishes.
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2004, 01:46:44 PM »
how about I gift wrap my penis?
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2004, 01:58:47 PM »
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Or tattoo the letters "M" on both yer ass cheeks. Show it to her on Christmas morning by pulling yer pants down and bending over and showing her your MoM tattoo.



:laughing: :laughing:


Hey people show somerespect and understanding here



Anyways.

I personally suggest something like tose decorative shaped crystals.
You know.Like the ones shaped as a rose, dolphin, ship, piano, an animal etc



Just in case someone sais it:NOT A SHAPE OF A DICK :p
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2004, 02:02:46 PM »
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:laughing: :laughing:


Hey people show somerespect and understanding here



Anyways.

I personally suggest something like tose decorative shaped crystals.
You know.Like the ones shaped as a rose, dolphin, ship, piano, an animal etc



Just in case someone sais it:NOT A SHAPE OF A DICK :p


What about a cock?

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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2004, 02:21:17 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laughing:

Man you are killing me :laughing:
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2004, 05:40:44 PM »
hurricane..you should have known better than to ask these cats for their idea\'s....on that note get yer mom a lifesize blowup mandingo doll.complete with the massive 13 incher..;)..just tell her to hide it from your pops..;)
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2004, 06:05:59 PM »
oh geez
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