Originally posted by ooseven
Exactly….
Everyone knows that Santa has power over TIME & SPACE making the one night trip to deliver presents entirety possible.
He also know when you have been Bad or Good too… Thanks to a network of secret CCTV’s across the globe.
actually....
An antenna is spread out under the snow. The antenna aperture is a round mesh, a few square miles in size, with mesh spacing on the order of a millimeter to accommodate microwave frequency reception. The antenna receives the electromagnetic waves from children\'s\' thoughts.
The associated input signals to the computer are divided into different sources associated with children\'s brain waves. This is done by a dedicated filtering software platform. The filtering is accomplished using tunable FFTs (fast Fourier transforms), adaptive pattern recognition algorithms, and with artificial intelligent neural networks with automated hidden layer constructions.
The listening antenna combines technologies currently used in EKGs, antennas looking into deep space, and cellular telephones.
