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Offline Evi

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« on: December 21, 2004, 09:00:53 PM »
WTF?!?

I\'ve never been so confused in my life:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/

I\'m so there :D [need to be jaded]

It\'s being directed by Tim Burton, so it\'s gotta be good...
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2004, 11:01:48 PM »
They made Johnny Depp into the gayest character ever.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2004, 11:09:09 PM »
Anyone seen it?
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2004, 11:20:55 PM »
:o  Meh ! The book was great. This trailer looks a bit stupid imo.

The whole setting looks to modern and wealthy btw. In the book I had the impression the boy\'s from a very poor family in late 19th century Europe.
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2004, 11:47:25 PM »
This isnt Willy Wonka, its Charlie the successor so its supposed to be more modern.
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2004, 12:37:18 AM »
Woops, my mistake. Well, I would like the original story with Willy Wonka better anyway.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2004, 02:38:34 AM »
break it down...



OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I\'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU\'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON\'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU\'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 04:44:07 AM »
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This isnt Willy Wonka, its Charlie the successor so its supposed to be more modern.
No its not.

It is a less watered down retelling of the original book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". The original movie was made cutesy for the kids but the book was a bit more dark. I was actually glad to hear that Tim Burton was making this.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2004, 04:50:00 AM »
I\'m still gonna check this movie out. It probably will be good, since it is more towards the gloomyness the book was.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2004, 07:50:19 AM »
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They made Johnny Depp into the gayest character ever.


What do you mean "MADE" ;).

He\'s has been a Gay Icon since Edward Scissorhands.

Oh Captian Jack Sparrow your so dreamy :ghey:
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2004, 07:51:24 AM »
I am not as impressed with the trailer as I hoped.  I was hoping for a different story than the first movie, maybe a sequel.  This looks like they just remade the first movie.


I want to see some oompa loompas get eaten by a vermicious knid.
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2004, 10:05:08 AM »
wow they put alot of makup on him.... He is sooo pretty if I was to be teh ghey he woul d be my kind of man...
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2004, 10:20:16 AM »
Johnny Depp usually knows what hes doing and when he collaborates with Burton, good thigns tend to happen.

So i\'ll give them the benefit of the doubt.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2004, 10:28:55 AM »
WHen I was in college I was in a fraternity and we entered into a dance competition.

I can\'t remember the name of it.

Anyway, the black fraternities were all doing their steping.  Man that was cool.

Some of the other frats had some cool hip hop dance moves.

We got up there dressed like Oompa Loompas and did the whole dance.

The place was going nuts.

We won.  Rediculous, but we won.

Sad part is I had to be an oompa loompa all night.

I had a three way.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2004, 11:46:21 AM »
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Originally posted by videoholic
I had a three way.


an oompa-loompa three-way?

*Imagines sammy\'s #1 fantasy....
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