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Offline ThE_WiLkStA
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« on: January 02, 2005, 03:51:15 PM »
My friend was telling me some funny IM conversations and i thought i\'d share them with you... if anyone else has some please give me something to laugh at...

Hey, you know what sucks?
            vaccuums
            Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
            black holes
            Hey, you know what just isn\'t cool?
            lava?

oh man
            I was opening a coke, right
           -->   Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined
           #themacmind
            and it exploded
            ALMOST all over my keyboard
            but I got it away just in time
           <--   Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
            :<

LOOK WHAT BEEFPILE WOULD HAVE READ

hey baby, whats up?
            umm....nothing?
            So....want me to like come over today so we can
           ****?
            Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
            Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/

Please Note: the Following Phrase is NOT my own words and should NOT class me as a racist

The problem with America is stupidity. I\'m not
           saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity,
           but why don\'t we just take the safety labels off of
           everything and let the problem solve itself?

 - ThE_WiLkStA
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Offline mm
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2005, 04:06:22 PM »
"america" is not a race
:rolleyes:
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Offline ThE_WiLkStA
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2005, 04:35:07 PM »
i was worried americans would take it offensively.

Here\'s another...

i\'ve got nothing against homos
as long as they don\'t **** me or touch me
they\'re alright
what if they c*m on you
that\'s a grey area

dammit
how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
not liking crap music is a start
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Offline Blade
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2005, 04:39:56 PM »
I miss your mind too.
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Offline ThE_WiLkStA
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2005, 04:46:43 PM »
Errr...
...
.......

Cool!

lol
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2005, 09:17:55 PM »
teh ghey
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2005, 02:27:13 AM »
Horrible.

0/10
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2005, 05:02:33 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2005, 06:46:18 AM »
I have some advice for you. :D

1) Never post anything Internet related, since everyone already on the net are leet and has seen everything ever made.

2) See 1.

3) J/k
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2005, 07:14:25 AM »
:gman:
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2005, 08:25:02 AM »
That was both insightful and informative.
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