Man from Deviantart forums burns Penis off while cooking Ramen Noodles.

Edit: Can i even post this link? their is nudity somewhere on the site connected to the forum. It is artistic nudity, and in a section that is clearly labled nudity. Some mod get back to me before i get banned.


Im not sure if this is a joke or not, he seems serious, and im assuming this is physically possible.


Funny thread anyways.

 ~OrangeFriday
Subject: I burned my penis off...HELP!! (#6409297)
Date: Dec 30, 2004, 8:32:04 PM
 
O.K. so I was in the kitchen two nights ago making Ramen noodles naked. I was moving the pot from the stove to the sink to drain them when I slipped on the floor, fell, and dropped the pot of boiling water on my crotch. I was taken to the E.R. and they did all they could but the tissue was so damaged they had to cut it off for fear of infection. So I went home with only 1/2 of my penis still attached!!! What am I to do?!?!? At least im O.K., but now it is of no use to me...and Im supposed to be getting married in 10 months! HELP!!!

 ~bathroom
Subject: Re: I burned my penis off...HELP!! (#6409677)
Date: Dec 30, 2004, 9:04:30 PM
 
Okay, calm down. Why were making them naked? What you should do is get a condom and half fill it with something hard, but sort of squishy and then put the condom on so it covers the half of your penis that is left and use a bit of sticky tape to hold it in place and make sure it doesn’t fall off. You don\'t even have to tell your wife; she\'ll never even know.
 

 ~OrangeFriday
Subject: Re: I burned my penis off...HELP!! (#6409699)
Date: Dec 30, 2004, 9:06:03 PM
 
dude, thats retarted.

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~bathroom
Subject: Re: I burned my penis off...HELP!! (#6409722)
Date: Dec 30, 2004, 9:08:01 PM
 
reTARTed. Yeah. And burning your penis off with noodles isn\'t?

no link, no care

darwinism in action

lol I liked that guys reply when he called his idea retarded

I would never put this on a internet forum. Imagine the amount of abuse you could cause for yourself? Even the most cocksure (pun definitely intended) of guys would feel insecure with half of their little buddy gone.

Gee, i doubt there is even rehab for something like this.In gods name why were you cooking in the nude?

I enjoy flash frying frozen turkey\'s while in the buff.  The spattering oil is quite the aphrodisiac

If you post I link, i doubt you\'d get in trouble because its like a public service anoucement.

"Don\'t cook noodles in the nood"

ok maybe don\'t.

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mmmmmmmmmmmm, fried penis.

[GmanJoe]

It\'s boiled penis. Not fried.

[Kurt Angle]

Originally posted by GmanJoe
It\'s boiled penis. Not fried.

Which tastes better?

[Titan]

I\'m still wondering why this guy was cooking hot noodles naked. I mean, there is so much at stake if you drop the pot or spill even just a little.

Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Which tastes better?

While boiled penis has much lower fat and cholesterol content, there is evidence that boiling may take away certain penile nutrients.

Studies show that places such as the UK, New Orleans, Mississippi, and most parts of Australia prefer fried phallus.  

I like mine beer battered.  On a stick.

Originally posted by Sara
While boiled penis has much lower fat and cholesterol content, there is evidence that boiling may take away certain penile nutrients.

Studies show that places such as the UK, New Orleans, Mississippi, and most parts of Australia prefer fried phallus.  

I like mine beer battered.  On a stick.

I\'m wondering why your statement just gave me wood....

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Sara

I like mine beer battered.  On a stick.

OUCH! On a stick?

You made mine retract like a scared turtle head.