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I hate not being able to sleep.
« on: January 22, 2005, 01:26:10 AM »
I went to sleep at 9p.m. and a stupid chick called me at like 12:30 a.m. and woke me up... now it\'s 2:30 and I\'m wide awake, I\'m gonna have to slap her ass tomorrow when I see her.


Any1 else have had something similar happen?
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2005, 01:51:09 AM »
There is only one cure for insomnia...

Spank that monkey.
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2005, 02:27:54 AM »
Did, twice and no signs of getting tired...Guess I\'ll have to do tha deed until I pass out from exaustion.

Oh and it\'s 3:30 a.m. now.
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\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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Offline Samwise
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2005, 02:30:49 AM »
I also hate not being able to sleep... fortunatly it rarely happens to me. Perhaps you could try reading something until you get sleepy?
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2005, 02:30:57 AM »
if you don\'t mind, tell us who is this "stupid chick" and why is she calling this late at night?
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2005, 05:54:45 AM »
I have the magical ability to be able to sleep anywhere at anytime.

Sometimes I think that\'s my mutant x-men powers.
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2005, 06:22:46 AM »
I post here until you guys stop posting, and by then...I\'m passing out on my bed :)
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2005, 06:51:31 AM »
If you run into that situation again, i find a hot turkey sandwich puts me to sleep in about 45 minutes, or how about hot coco
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2005, 06:57:51 AM »
You could also try some horse tranquilizer.
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2005, 07:13:14 AM »
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You could also try some horse tranquilizer.


That might work better than a hot turkey sandwhich :D
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I hate not being able to sleep.
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2005, 07:39:16 AM »
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You could also try some horse tranquilizer.


that reminds me about this guy that took this pill that gives horses an erection, anyways he had a hard on for a week straight or something insane like that and ejaculated 12 feet or something to that degree.






oh yeah, he was never able to get a boner again after that.
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2005, 11:01:40 AM »
That\'s a beautiful story, Joker. Thank you.
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2005, 11:05:00 AM »
yeah i know...wouldnt ya hate to be that guy :p
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2005, 11:08:01 AM »
Yes...yes I would hate that...a LOT.
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2005, 11:11:54 AM »
Joker\'s just full of nice stories like that. :)
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