Author Topic: chizzy\'s ship comes in... (Read 961 times)

CHIZZY · « **on:** January 23, 2005, 02:28:03 PM »

well, we had a good year at work. In addition to my 45k yearly salary, I was handed a bonus check on Friday. I get them every year, but this was the biggest one yet. $24,500, to be exact. After taxes, I net out $14,822.50. (now you can see why I hate welfare recipients.

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I stuck 10K away, and plan on going on vacation with the rest. I am also sending each one of you $100. To collect, send your SSN#, Name, address, and your mother\'s maiden name to me.

3 years ago, I would have drank it and gone to the casino.

« **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2005, 02:33:28 PM »

Damn man you are either drunk or really generous?

Titan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2005, 03:13:38 PM »

Its a trick I tells ya. Hey Chiz, why not just send me a check?

videoholic · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2005, 05:01:21 PM »

That\'s cool. I saved my company 2 years ago 300,000 off the budget and I didn\'t even get a raise that year or the next.

Pretty cool working with a nice boss isn\'t it? One day I hope to find out.

BTW, you\'ll get a lot of that back. They with hold based on that amount as if it\'s what you make all the time. WHen it averages out with the rest of the year you will get some back.

Although you will now be in another tax bracket.

Now, invest that shit in good weed, booze, and swords.

Titan · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2005, 05:54:34 PM »

You can always buy a new rifle. There is always good use for a rifle. If I can find one, I\'d like to get an AK.

« **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2005, 06:21:08 PM »

Chizz...its not nice to tease the few of us in poverty

booze,drugs, and hookers don\'t pay for themselves ya know?

« **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2005, 08:28:31 PM »

nice work. Can\'t figure out if I\'m more envious or depressed. Or limp.

« **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2005, 08:36:05 PM »

now you can afford a haircut!

« **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2005, 09:38:05 PM »

My holiday bonus was $75 and a fruit basket.

Cheap bastards.

« **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2005, 09:39:04 PM »

lol the fruit basket was the salt in the wound

« **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2005, 03:52:02 AM »

Congrats Chizz. The only bonus you get where I work includes a dry prophylactic and a slap on the cheek.

videoholic · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2005, 05:20:06 AM »

Ohyeah, I got a fruit basket this year.

I gave it to the maid.

GmanJoe · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2005, 05:40:27 AM »

Spend the money on whores. Bisexual ones. And a good cam-corder for me and clips to watch.

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2005, 09:21:11 AM »

Think of all the coins you could send Adan with that cash.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2005, 09:25:05 AM »

I think I wanna buy a house. Then I wanna build a compound and fortify it against the coming WWIII....

Hello

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