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50 Cent loses hand?
« on: January 25, 2005, 04:19:46 PM »
According to the Associated Press, rapper 50 Cent underwent emergency surgery last night while doctors tried to replace his left hand. The superstar rapper, also known as Curtis Jackson was outside of the Glass House nightclub early Tuesday morning when the Lamborghini doors on his Escalade slammed down on his left hand. Eyewitness reports claimed that it may have been a gust of wind, but some say the vibration from the speakers in his Cadillac may have cause the Lamborghini door to slam shut.

Paramedics rushed Jackson to the USC Medical Center, where emergency room doctors tried to reattach Jackson\'s left hand. Unfortunately, the blood loss was too severe, and they were unable to salvage Jackson\'s hand. The operating doctor was not available for comment, but the hospital did release a statement. "Our medical staff performed beyond expectations in an attempt to prevent the loss of Curtis Jackson\'s hand. It\'s an unfortunate accident, and we hope to help Mr. Jackson through the trauma and rehabilitation," signed by the president of USC Medical Center.




They reported it on the local radio news as if it was true. I don\'t think I believe this one yet.
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2005, 04:23:41 PM »
well we can only hope.  Fingers crossed.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2005, 04:25:09 PM »
I\'m not sure if it\'s true or not, the only thing I know is that the new man is tight.  The Game I think is better than 50.

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2005, 04:28:20 PM »
i heard it on the radio early this morning. I just don\'t see something like that happening. Seems to ironic. Plus someone would have broke the story bye now.

If it  is true tough break. I see major insurance payout.
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2005, 04:32:57 PM »
I don\'t wish this on anyone, but it would be so freaking funny if it\'s true.  :laughing:
Lambo doors on an Escalade.  :laughing: What a jagoff.  That would be just too perfect if some riced out blinged out bullshit bit him in the ass.  :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2005, 04:39:47 PM »
I haven\'t seen anything official yet, but if it\'s true, I\'m surprised he\'s not dead by now...

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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2005, 06:23:25 PM »
Itll be pretty funny seeing him rap with a hook as a left hand.

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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2005, 06:24:06 PM »
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I haven\'t seen anything official yet, but if it\'s true, I\'m surprised he\'s not dead by now...


Gets shot in the head and a little door is going to kill him?
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2005, 06:38:07 PM »
I always knew those Lambo doors were trouble ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2005, 06:48:50 PM »
HA HA.
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2005, 06:49:35 PM »
Guess he\'s going to change his name to 48 Cent cause he lost 4% of his body which is close to the percentage that a hand would equal! ROFL ROFL ROFL
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2005, 07:00:48 PM »
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Guess he\'s going to change his name to 48 Cent cause he lost 4% of his body which is close to the percentage that a hand would equal! ROFL ROFL ROFL


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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2005, 07:38:19 PM »
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Gets shot in the head and a little door is going to kill him?


It was 9 times but I don\'t think any were in the head.

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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2005, 08:37:22 PM »
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Gets shot in the head and a little door is going to kill him?
I didn\'t mean the door...I meant he\'s been through so much crap I\'m surprised he\'s not dead. I don\'t think he got shot in the head, not sure...but I do remember that he got shot in the jaw...he even spit out the bullet. His teeth are all f^cked, though.

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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2005, 06:39:41 AM »
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I don\'t wish this on anyone, but it would be so freaking funny if it\'s true.  :laughing:
Lambo doors on an Escalade.  :laughing: What a jagoff.  That would be just too perfect if some riced out blinged out bullshit bit him in the ass.  :laughing:


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