Author Topic: I broke up with my GF because she got a belly ring (Read 1158 times)

« **on:** February 10, 2005, 10:00:31 PM »

I\'m usually not this superficial but I just don\'t believe you should do your one and only body physical harm ON PURPOSE. Nothing this angelic should be altered in anyway.

« **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2005, 10:07:45 PM »

Wow you got yourself a nice girlfriend... and an overflowing, mis-dressed, wasted? water bed...

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2005, 10:09:28 PM »

now shes on the market, can i have her. I\'ve always wanted a 5some, her and my gf ohh yea.

« **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2005, 10:12:52 PM »

« **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:17:01 PM »

meh this is a little old. but still fannay

Evi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:28:35 PM »

That is the grossest human being I\'ve ever seen in my entire life. I didn\'t know your stomach could sag to the floor like that.

« **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2005, 12:11:13 AM »

u forgot already?

« **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2005, 12:30:52 AM »

^ Hah, if I had a stomach like that, I\'d have to drive it around as well.

Evi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2005, 12:37:10 AM »

This is the worst form of low self-esteem. I feel no pity for these lazy bastards. How can you just...NOT CARE that damn much?!? What a waste of human life...

EDIT: Sammy...WTF happened to Rachel Leigh Cook damn you!?!

« **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:37:58 AM »

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Originally posted by EviscerationX
EDIT: Sammy...WTF happened to Rachel Leigh Cook damn you!?!

Sorry Evi, I just felt that Hasselhoff is sexier.

Cerberus · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:59:11 AM »

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Originally posted by EviscerationX
This is the worst form of low self-esteem. I feel no pity for these lazy bastards. How can you just...NOT CARE that damn much?!? What a waste of human life...

EDIT: Sammy...WTF happened to Rachel Leigh Cook damn you!?!

Is that who the chick in his avvy was? I often wondered about that.

Pfff, I only liked Samwise because of his avatar.

sammy you homo!!!

:)

GmanJoe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2005, 04:49:50 AM »

Dumb ass THX! She got the dang belly ring as a tow hitch! That way you can lead her around like a cow! I put the belly ring on her for sexual favors....coz I heard fat chicks give the best blowjobs.

And uh....yeah...they do! You lucky bastard!

nO-One · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2005, 05:36:01 AM »

jebus people you don\'t like lord hasselhoff....what\'s the matter with you

« **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2005, 06:32:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Samwise
I just felt that Hasselhoff is sexier.

wow, I never though I would be a tool and advertise someones post as my sig. but sammy you take the cake because it\'s so...so true.

Titan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2005, 06:05:56 PM »

I saw that chick\'s pic on eBaums world. I didn\'t even think that was possible to have a gut look like that. I cringed.

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