Facts:
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1.___ Ninjas are mammals.
2.___ Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.___ The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninja, Please
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Scene 1:_ _ _
Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food._ Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet._ There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped._ Then some dude jumps out of nowhere._ The ninjas start beating this guy\'s ass bad._ Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude._ The ninja star cuts the guy\'s head totally off._ The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome._ The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming._ Then the scene ends.
Scene 2:_ _
A ninja is sleeping at his house._ Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song._ Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock._ The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building._ When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him._ (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.)_ There will be a close up of the dude\'s feet sticking out from under the building._ The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure._ Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar._ Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that\'s even possible)._ Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.
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-I thought of this script right before bedtime._ I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!