Beautiful Poems for that special someone.

[MPTheory]

So I was sitting in my office trying to think of the perfect poem for my GF.  Here are a few different ideas I had so far.  Feel free to use these for your loved ones

Ahem....

"Roses are red,
Violets are Blue
Tonight Im so gonna bang you cause I just paid for dinner at a nice expensive restaurant."

Who can come up with an absolutely horrible poem to read to someone tonight?  

Good poems need not apply.

[Evi]

Roses are Red,
My Nikes are Black,
Why is your chest
As Flat As Your Back?

[CHIZZY]

roses are red,
lemons are yellow,
I think your sister
would make a good bedfellow.

Love is a portion of the soul itself,
and it is of the same nature as the
celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise that.....   HEY......  Can you stop flirting with the f^cking waiter for 4 seconds?  I spent my lunch break writing you this poem on a Quizno\'s napkin and now your too drunk to even KNOW the difference between a $24 and $60 bottle of wine, but that\'s not going to stop you from ordering the "good" stuff, is it?....  now can I finish this thing so we can go home?.....  yeah?...  OK..... the reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How am I supposed to get my swerve on when your nose keeps whistling like that?  Damn, I feel like I\'m f^cking a blow-up doll with a leak!!!....

no, no....  Awe, come on.... what do you mean I ruined the moment.  That\'s bullshit.  You obviously weren\'t having a "moment" to begin with.  I\'m almost finished anyway, why don\'t you wait a few seconds and then you can be mad at me while I watch TV.

Roses are red
But you are the best
Now why don\'t you...
let me take a dump on your chest?

[Kurt Angle]

Roses are red
Violents are blue
I have a boner
and I want to f*ck you

[Cerberus]

Meh, poetry is for girls, english teachers & hippies.

So, to save some time, here\'s some I shamelessely C&P\'d

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You\'re about to get f*sted.

Roses are cr*p,
Violets are w*nky,
Oooh I\'ve just come,
Pass me a h*nky.

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your fl*ps,
Cos here comes my w*lly.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts.

Roses are cr*p,
Violets are sh*t,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You\'re a dirty b*tch,
And you love it up the sh*tter.

Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You\'re so crap in bed,
That I f*cked your alsations.

Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your v*gina.

Roses are red,
It\'s elementary,
Let\'s ring up a friend,
And try d*uble-entry.

Roses are sh*t,
Violets are cr*p,
Show me your cl*t,
And I\'ll c*m in your lap.

[Evi]

^^^^^^

Wow...these are...interesting

[Evi]

You = No Humor

you = teh suck

[Evi]

You = Got that from everyone else so you suxorz

*looks at DeAnna\'s avvy*


Sounds like she has a fixation with sucking.


POOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Evi]

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