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Offline Metal Gear
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« on: February 21, 2005, 09:14:38 AM »
I\'m like King Midas in reverse.Everything I touch turns to shit.  -Tony Soprano-
Homer: Marge you gotta help me. I have to do one good deed in the next 24 hours to get to heaven.
Marge: Well, you could clean the garage, mow the lawn, paint the house...
Homer: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I\'m just trying to get in, not run for Jesus.

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2005, 10:08:05 AM »
:laughing: haha...I would like to be that guy\'s grandkid

"Grandpa, there are these bullies at my school..."

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2005, 10:21:37 AM »
Moral of the day

in chinese accent: "always know your opponent before you approach"

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2005, 10:28:55 AM »
Thats awesome

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2005, 11:39:11 AM »
Hehe! I read this at a boxing forum last week! Quite funny! The speed may go as you get old but not the POWer! :)
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2005, 03:42:44 PM »
That is hilarious. I would loved to have watched that.
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2005, 05:25:13 PM »
If only i could get old and be that strong.

Being old and weak must SUCK.
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Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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