Sammy, now he\'s a walking joke.
I still wub u sammy...
heres a oldie but classic
5-year old Jennie and her mother are walking in the zoo. They walk past the monkey cage, in which two monkeys are fucking.
Jennie asks her mother, "What are the monkeys doing?" and her mother, thinking quickly, answers, "Um, they\'re making cakes, dear."
They keep on strolling through the zoo, and they walk past the lion cage, in which the lion is making love to bonking the hell out of the lioness. "What are they doing?" Jennie once again asks. The mother replies, "They\'re making cakes too, pumpkin."
Soon they find themselves in front of the elephants, where the elephants are copulating screwing like there is no tomorrow. "What are they doing?" Jennie asks, and her mother replies, "They are making cakes, darling."
The next morning, Jennie\'s mother is cooking in the kitchen, when Jennie comes in. "Mommy," she starts.
"Yes, sugar-plum?" her mother prompts her.
"Did you and daddy make cakes on the couch last night?"
Well, naturally, the mother is rather nonplussed, but she keeps her cool, and asks, "Why, did you see daddy and me making cakes on the couch last night?"
"No, but I licked the icing off the upholstry."
