I\'d like to take a moment to present to you eBay item 5561549447
GOLDEN YIN OR YING & YANG GOOD LUCK ONION RING PRECIOUS.
Many people go maybe a tad too far, presenting a neverending stream of evidence which is supposed to convince you to purchase the item they are pushing. Here we have a prime piece of evidence that corroborates any and all claims made by the owner about this onion ring\'s magickal powerz.
sushi-a-go-go declaims
...my blood pressure has dropped, I have lost weight, I won the Wisconsin state lottery, ...
The first two items mentioned in the quote of course might under no circumstances in any of the possible multiverses existing at the moment have anything to do with each other or fact he got a dog and was forced to get off his arse to take it for walks. Nothing else but a miraculous snack filled with so much preservatives and non-carbon-based filler in it that it will not support even bacterial growth could be behind this. Also the third fact stated there just can\'t be discarded as mere good old serendipitous dumb luck. Just roll your eyes (first upwards while inhaling deeply then with a deep sigh to the left or right and) down.
Only for a measly $1,000 you can have this overwordly luck descend upon yourself.
Thank your luck it\'s six in the morning and I don\'t have the energy to go through all the odd points in here... I need to sleep... but first I\'ll check out the "Female Winnie the Pooh with Free Iron Beating Stick".
