I always wonder what\'s the worst the pigs can do to you if they catch you jaywalking? You can just say you don\'t have any ID on you, and then give them a fake name and address. Take the ticket, then go around the corner and tear it up. Of course the problem for me is that I always walk around with a keycard on my belt that has my name and picture on it.

This isn\'t Germany, where it\'s against the law to not carry ID. "A good german must always be able to identify himself." I heard that phrase auf Deutsch once, but I can\'t be bothered to figure out the exact grammatically correct way of wording it.